"I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone

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SpyCat | 22-08-2004 00:07

Some one on my bus either misheard this or made it up. I really don't know.

Misheard Lyric: "I believe I can fly. I got shot by the FBI. All I wanted was a chicken wing. So my mom took me to Burger King. I believe I can soar. Take a dash through that open door. Then my dog skippy jumped up and said yippy."

I really don't feel like putting the real song lyrics cause I hate the real version anyway. But this one's funny.

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cinderella05 | 09-07-2005 03:37

Brilliant! Too funny.

MzScorpio | 09-07-2005 03:53

lol
they need to make a song up about why is he on trail for if u dont kno. he's on trail 4 sleepin with an underage girl. he neede 2 be

MzScorpio | 09-07-2005 03:54

lol
they need to make a song up about why is he on trail for if u dont kno. he's on trail 4 sleepin with an underage girl. he neede 2 be

Chrisrocks53 | 09-07-2005 03:56

Mine was

I believe I can Fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a packet chips
Instead they blew my brains to bits

purple_panther | 10-07-2005 09:04

hiya people

i just wanna say all your versions are kool but they are all the sanme nearly most of them have something to do with being shot by the fbi and then some form of food from burger king but whatever yours is its great!!

dancingkelly | 18-07-2005 00:26

No no no, It goes " I beleive I can fly, I got shot by the FBI. All I wanted was a jelly bean, my momma hit me with a chicken wing."

BlackRia | 26-07-2005 03:45

this thread is so funny.

Icyblackflame | 09-08-2006 01:08

I made this one up like....two hours ago:

I believe I'm a pie
'Till I got chucked by the FBI
Nasty filling's all I got inside
...All I wanna do is die

I believe I'm a whore
See them crackheads runnin' through ma do-o-or

I believe I'm a pie (I'm a pie)
I believe I'm a whore!
Oh I believe ima die...!
-Icy

maaxxx | 08-04-2007 14:41

this is funny nAME is ima gay:

i believe ima gay
so just get out of my way
the boys hunt me DOWN EVERY NIGHT N DAY!!!!

see ma runnin through that open door!
you better not say that ima whore!

people call me a fruit cake!
you never knew wat i will make
i got so scared i wet my little JAKE!

i believe ima gay!
oh how i believe im gay!

lolcopter | 13-03-2008 02:44

i believe i'm gonna die.
i got mobbed by the fbi.
All I wanted was some chicken wings.
watermelon and colevgreens
them mother fuckas was cruel
i was just tryin to get some grub afterschoool
chased me down and used the pepper spray
yelled nigger this just ain't your day
oh i believe i'm gonna dieeee
all i could do was lay and cryyy
they beat my black ass all night and day
to make things worse they were all flaming gay
and just when i thought they were done
the raped my ass and shot me before i could try to run
went to court but they said it was a lie
cops found out and now i know i'm gonna diee
OH I CAN DIEE! I CAN DIE
i believeee i'm gonna die
GONNA DIE GONNA DIE
i believe i'm gonna die i believe i'm gonna dieeee

copyrighted. but please try anyway, i want money.

MsGothika | 26-03-2008 07:43

our parody was

"I believe I can fly.
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
some mashed potatoes, and collard greens."

Can't you tell we're white? (Jk we're not.)

On "Why Did I Get Married" He said:

"I believe I can fry.
Grab a skillet testify on high."

then they cut him off.

Zayane | 10-04-2008 20:28

Haha i remember all old remakes of those songs! That was fun time

imasavage | 26-07-2008 21:19

the way i learned it was

i beleive i can fly.
i belive i can touch the sky.
i hot my momma with a chicken wing.
she hit me back in teh ding a ling.

i beleive i can fly.
i believe i can touch the sky.
i hit my gramma with a garbage can.
she hit me back with a frying pan.

i beleive i can fly.
i beleive i can touch the sky.
i love to get on my knees.
then he said harder please.

ii beleive i can fly.

that's how i learnedd iitt. haha

MzPopRock | 20-02-2009 06:58

my uncle made this first version up:

i believe i can't fly
my momma got shot by the fbi
she handed me a chicken wing.
and my gran smacked me in the ding-a-ling.

megrocks88 | 20-02-2011 21:32

Omg. lolcopter's Is DEFINITELY My Fav!

zahra2013 | 08-04-2012 17:38

good effort do hard work and i hope you will be able of it

goku17 | 20-06-2012 17:01

those are very funny!
mine is:
i believe i can fly
i got caught by the fbi
they tazed me in the dingaling
and locked me in a cage thing
then i flew out
and hit them all with live trout
then we went to burger king
and we settled the whole thing

coolchic20x | 22-06-2012 19:57

This Is A Song That Me And My Friend Ricardo Made This Parody Of I Believe I Can Fly It's Inappropriate But I Really Want To Tell You Guys So This Is How It Goes.

I Believe I Can Fly
I Got Shot By The FBI
All I Wanted Was A Pack Of Chips
Then They Shot Me In My Dangly Bits
I Got Raped In The Hospital
I Caught Rabies And I Ate A Dog
And Then The Dog Said To Me
"I Could Of Given You A Pack Of Chips
But Instead You Ate Me Whole!"

Hope You Guys Enjoyed It LOL We Sing It All The Time

goku17 | 02-07-2012 03:07

fricken awsome!

thesingingguy | 10-06-2014 16:25

listen to thins

i BELISIVE I CAN FLY
I GOT SHOT BY THE KFC GUY
ALL I WANTED WAS CHIKEN WING
FROM MCDOANALDS OR BURGERKING
I BELIBE I CAN SOAR
MUM SHOT ME THROUGH THE OPEN DOOR
MY DOG PORE SHUT THE BIG DOOR!

THE END!

Joeyy | 10-06-2014 18:54

* offtopic :
*paw

JoiM | 20-07-2016 04:43

I love that there are so many versions of this

The version i remember singing as a kid went like this--

"...I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky. All i wanted was a chicken wing, and fries from burger king. I believe i can soar; fly right through that open door! I Believe i can fly, I believe i can fly,"

I do remember him getting shot in the song as well, but i don't remember its wording for that part

I really hopes kids are still singing weird parodies like this, lol.

HumanMe | 02-02-2018 03:43

I Believe i Can Die, I Got Shot By The FBI All I Wanted was a burger fry, so that made me want to cry, I believe i can have a burger thing so they shot me in my dingle-ling I believe I can die

PS. and I wish they would just give me a burger thing instead of a shot in the dingle-ling

Anime_Thighs89 | 16-02-2021 02:01

I believe I can fly hit my brother with a frying pan then he ran me over with a mini van went straight to the hospital and they gave me a popsicle I believe I can fly got shutdown by the FBI all I wanted was a chicken wing so I blew up Burger KIng!!. - From my old friend in Elementary school.

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