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 0  @ 22-08-2004 00:13 xdr1016 |
11,731 posts
| I remember singing that in like the 3rd grade. Man those were some good times. |
| 0 @ 22-08-2004 00:56 LilDarkFairy025 |
1 posts
| lol thats Hillarious. I have to show my friend that..cuz we used to sing R. Kellys Verison all the time...lol..never heard of that.  |
| 0 @ 13-09-2004 00:25 _Kawaii_ |
303 posts
| i can add on to that. ok
i belive i can fly.i got shot by the FBI. all i wanted was a chicken wing, a couple fries and an onion ring. lalala
yepp  |
| 0 @ 13-09-2004 17:43 ashtonluvr97 |
793 posts
| haahhhaa i used to sing stuff like that to that song..... dont remember what the words were tho.... hmm...... |
| 0 @ 13-09-2004 21:43 punk_ass_pixie |
260 posts
| A version I heard when I was like 8. I loved it better than the original.
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a bag of chips
But instead I got blown to bits |
| 0 @ 22-09-2004 05:53 ashleigh294 |
99 posts
| We used to sing:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was a trampoline
But I got hit in the Tangerine
Now my tangerine is sore
And I'm staring out a hospital door
with all the sick people walking past
staring at my rumpled ass
Doesn't really make sense by hey  |
| 0 @ 25-09-2004 17:12 sarah_2204 |
3,593 posts
| lol our version when we were like in grade 3 was
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a chicken wing
then I got shot in the ding-a-ling
lol.. dont ask man lol |
| 0 @ 25-09-2004 17:14 ice_white_tiger |
14,478 posts
| hehe - There ain't nothing better than an R Kelly song gone wrong... |
| 0 @ 10-10-2004 19:25 crazychild04 |
453 posts
| lol... i did that too... |
| 0 @ 10-10-2004 19:26 victorine |
3,099 posts
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| 0 @ 10-10-2004 19:36 DJ_Loopy_Lieha |
68 posts
| i no this 1
i believe i can fly
i believe i can touch the sky
i think about it evry nite n day
how i wish id neva flown away
i believed i cud soar
u saw me runnin thru the open door
all i wanted woz ma bag of chips
n then u shot me in the dangly bits
i believed i cud fly
i believed i cud fly
now im no longer a guy |
| 0 @ 24-10-2004 12:43 sarah_2204 |
3,593 posts
| haha oh my.. funny stuff ya'll |
| 0 @ 01-11-2004 05:35 lonewolfatheist |
3,901 posts
| I got a parody of that but Im not so sure its appropriate |
| 0 @ 01-11-2004 07:09 Angel_Gurl16 |
648 posts
| i remember those kinds of songs when i was in like yr 2 or 3 everyone would go round singin that song. |
| 0 @ 01-11-2004 18:20 mizZzy |
57 posts
| LOL all of them are cute |
| 0 @ 01-11-2004 18:23 Bex4Benj |
1,197 posts
| ok the one i heard goes:
"I believe I can fly,
I've been shot down by the FBI,
all I wanted was a chicken wing,
two ninety-nine from Burger King.."
lol quite amusing |
| 0 @ 03-11-2004 00:22 shani12 |
12 posts
| lol..ive heard those b4, and i also kno aanother one, but its dirrty so i aint gonna post it..haha |
| 0 @ 17-11-2004 00:40 sunsarae2459 |
1 posts
| I believe I can fly.
I got robbed by the ice-crem guy.
All I wanted was a lemonade.
He took my money and he drove away
I believe I can soar
I saw mama runnin' through that open door
All she wanted was a re-fund.
He hit the gas and he was done
My daddy went and got the gun,
But he dehyderated in the sun.
Oh, I believe I almost died.
When my cat scratched out my eyes.
I couldn't find the phone at all
Instead I ran into the walls
OH! And the ice-cream man died
He got caught by the FBI
Then they hung him out to dry
Oh, I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I can die I can die
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I made that up my self! Aren't I clever?
~Shelby~  |
| 0 @ 17-11-2004 00:44 deviatedsoul |
164 posts
| very nice... |
| 0 @ 17-11-2004 00:46 biteme13 |
6,780 posts
| So is ist a parody or an actual mishearing? |
| 0 @ 17-11-2004 00:48 blaaah |
1,639 posts
| haha... ours was...
i believe i can i fly
just got shot by the FBI
all i wanted was some mountain dew
some mountain dew and chicken too |
| 0 @ 19-11-2004 16:05 Datruth |
2 posts
| corny yall swear this song is new  |
| 0 @ 26-02-2005 04:39 pngnlvr101 |
17 posts
| i always thought it was "my brother hit me with a garbage pan i hit him with a frying pan" |
| 0 @ 09-03-2005 07:06 la_fidele |
21 posts
| I'm dying, this is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 0 @ 04-07-2005 07:32 BlackRia |
2,639 posts
| This is one that my friends & I said before
** ******(the name of the teacher that we disiked most goes here) belived he could fly
He belived he could touch the sky
But he went too far high
So now he's no longer a guy
Now he's startin to die
So we all said "Bye bye!"
When he insulted our class we sang:
** ****** belived he could fly
He believed he could touch the sky
But he turned to an obnoxious man
So we sent him to live in a garbage can
So we could hit him with our fryin pan
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