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I Wish I was a Girl
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@ 05-02-2003 18:16 Poguemahone | 75 posts
| Just curious if anybody in here has heard of Violent Delight? Quite new UK punk band... damn good. And good lyrics to. As this song shows:
I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary
I wish I was a girl
I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Cost being a guy is really boring
And cross dressing just isn't my thing
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........
But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cos being a girl would be so cool
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool
Mother
Why wasn't I a girl
...Okay, not the most meaningful of song lyrics, but they make me laugh |
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 0  @ 05-02-2003 18:19 PINK_FAIRY | 2,530 posts
| hee hee cool lyrics...dont really understand tho  | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 19:21 anyaka | 69 posts
| lol i love that song! not the most talented band but the lyrics are hilarious..especially the 'mother...' bit...heehee  | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:31 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| lol when i read your topic i thought you wanted to be a girl...........i was gunna say there are operations for that..........but now i see its just a song  | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:32 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| i wish i were an oscar-meyer weiner | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:35 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| that is what i truly want to be | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:35 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| cuz if i were an oscar-meyer weiner | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:37 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| everyone would be in love with me
my bologna has a first name... | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:42 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| its O-S-C-A-R | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:46 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| my bologna has a second name its | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:48 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| M-E-Y-E-R | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:50 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| I like to eat it everyday | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:51 Lindsey04 | 663 posts
| This song is hilarious lol | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:52 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| and if you ask me why, i'll say | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:54 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| cuz oscar meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:56 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| that was fun, but i think we are out of words.. | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:58 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| yup.....why didn't oscar meyer make anymore songs???!! | | 0 @ 05-02-2003 23:58 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| cuz they are a bunch of lazy asses!!! | | 0 @ 15-02-2003 17:09 Steph_C | 27 posts
| the tune of that song sounds familiar, but i like it! i'm sure i've heard it before though |
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