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Dekar's Parodies #24: Britney Spears #2

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@ 23-07-2004 13:17 Dekar
36,123 posts	This is a parody of Britney Spears' "Everytime" Credit goes to Jess for telling me what song to do. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Notice them, love my cans Can't you see I enlarged them My back is strong I carry them without bras But everytime I try to stand, I fall Without my chest, my weight's so small My breasts can feed nine babies And everytime I see you now, it seems You watch my breasts, it's bugging me I think I'll smack you, baby You know, I have to use a mirror It's the only way to see my feet Forget my bum I'll make my chest look sleazy But everytime I try to stand, I fall Without my chest, my weight's so small My breasts can feed nine babies And everytime I see you now, it seems You watch my breasts, it's bugging me I think I'll smack you, baby Surgery made me gain These double-D's My shirt's wet in the rain And my breasts, you can see I wake and pray That getting dressed won't take all day But everytime I try to stand, I fall Without my chest, my weight's so small My breasts can feed nine babies And everytime I see you now, it seems You watch my breasts, it's bugging me I think I'll smack you, baby

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0 @ 23-07-2004 13:22 aussie_celesty
3,483 posts	Hehehe ... Dek ... You are the Master!
0 @ 23-07-2004 13:28 djskribble989
7,912 posts	there's another Matt Classic!
0 @ 23-07-2004 13:29 blondi3542
348 posts	luuuuuuuuuuuuuv it
0 @ 23-07-2004 13:31 fruity
12,214 posts	in behalf of all big-breasted females in the world, I approve this parody lol
0 @ 23-07-2004 13:33 Princess_ceci
2,692 posts	i must agree i like the britney version of that , but that was wonderful i have never laughed so much
0 @ 23-07-2004 13:54 Venus_in_Fear
1,473 posts	lol it's GREAT !!! love it!!!
0 @ 23-07-2004 13:55 C4L
21,398 posts	haha..great job matt!
0 @ 23-07-2004 14:17 ellessilver
2,223 posts	Great job!
0 @ 23-07-2004 14:21 NightHobbit
23,475 posts	I think I should e-mail Britney's fan club with that, and tell her to sing that on stage one day, or rerelease everytime with that as a bonus. That fits the tune perfectly Dekar.
0 @ 23-07-2004 14:31 LittleMissNunez
244 posts	very clever! u should go public with these parodies! thanx for a good laugh
0 @ 23-07-2004 14:34 PriscillAh
2,087 posts
0 @ 23-07-2004 18:05 Cheater138
19,034 posts	haha... very nice Matt
0 @ 23-07-2004 18:11 nefariouslady_t
11,509 posts	laughed my arse off there, good job!
0 @ 24-07-2004 01:03 JFsGrl91
449 posts	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... dat's funny!
0 @ 28-07-2004 14:10 XxBlondiexX
283 posts	I LOVE the real song 'everytime'. but that was funny! I even sang it when the real song was on the radio!
0 @ 28-07-2004 15:08 DontSleep
340 posts	hahah! i think you're talented man! keep up the good stuff!
0 @ 01-08-2004 01:32 blondy925
630 posts	hahaha
0 @ 01-08-2004 01:39 beachgirl15
3,582 posts	matty matt matt.. you silly perv!!!! wow.. that was a gag reel.. wow.. how hilarious.. you are the master..lol
0 @ 13-08-2004 19:41 victorine
3,099 posts	waw. u r not that bad. u n ur gf r not dat bad
0 @ 29-08-2004 21:29 playboy_baby
30 posts	i kinda like the original....but urs isnt bad
0 @ 02-09-2004 16:50 baybee_girl
21 posts	luv it
0 @ 07-10-2004 04:20 bogler
185 posts	laughed to much
0 @ 12-10-2004 17:27 slim_gary
7,286 posts	hee hee very good!!!!!!!!!!! i like the oops im pregnant again parody.... but this is way better!!!!!! hee hee!!!!!!
0 @ 09-01-2005 19:04 inzanity
86 posts	lmfao ooh-hoo-hooo... I liked that one.
0 @ 31-10-2005 10:36 star_shooter
279 posts	My breasts can feed nine babies I almost pissed myself when I read that line. Good job.