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Dekar's Parodies #5: Puddle of Mudd

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@ 19-01-2003 15:55 Dekar
36,123 posts	This is a parody of Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me" called "She Raped Me" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Met a girl, strong as a man Fell down, she got the upper hand I struggled for an hour or two Got clobbered by stilletto shoes In a trap with nothin' to grab Never thought I'd be the one she gave the slip Then I started to realise She was nothing but one big guy She **in' raped me Strife She in' raped me La la la life I tried so hard But she tore my clothes off till had none And ripped them away Threw me around for about an hour After that, she showed me power She took all my manliness No sign of guilt, I'm weak I guess In a trap with nothing to grab Never thought I'd be the one she gave the slip Then I started to realise I was living one big lie She in' raped me Strife She in' raped me La la la life I tried too hard But she tore my clothes off till I had none And ripped them away That’s my story, as you see Learned my lesson and gone is she Now it’s over, and I'm glad But I'll be violated someday again She in' raped me Strife She in' raped me La la la life I tried so hard But she tore my clothes off till I had none And ripped them away La la la la la la la la la life Strife La la la la la la la la la life Strife La la la la la But she tore my clothes off till I had none Strife She **in' raped me

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0 @ 19-01-2003 16:08 Masterful_Ally
15,627 posts	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! this is your best one by far, lol. Ally xxx
0 @ 19-01-2003 16:25 XxX
4,994 posts	Wow, you used the song I gave you ...tear Good job..I like it...alot
0 @ 19-01-2003 16:49 star
12 posts	i havent laughed that hard in a LONG time
0 @ 19-01-2003 21:07 Star Light
25 posts	Hey thats neat! Arina
0 @ 23-01-2003 21:07 Jasmine
122 posts	I have to admit, it's funny.BUT some people out there have really been raped and they wouldn't find it so funny.Even though i HAVE been, i guess i'll let it go Jasmine
0 @ 29-01-2003 18:43 Plantagenet
12,864 posts	whaaaaaahhhhh!! man, that's hilarious!
0 @ 29-01-2003 19:15 PINK_FAIRY
2,530 posts	OMG i really badly need 2 change me pants now!!!!! i avnt laffed like a laffing person 4 ages...till now. ahh fabby fab
0 @ 30-01-2003 00:01 Lindsey04
663 posts	OMG thats hilarious... you need to be on TV!! lol
0 @ 30-01-2003 03:04 little_girl
7,777 posts	Dekar, on tv...ummm...are you sure that's such a great idea? His ego would be overinflated and then he would think he is too good to for this forum. And that would make me sad because I enjoy reading his parodies and silly posts
0 @ 30-01-2003 03:33 Burning_Jones
1,329 posts	excuse me while I pass out laughing
0 @ 10-02-2003 02:26 bootylishgrl
2 posts	omg thats flippin awsome
0 @ 10-02-2003 14:05 Kasper
1,977 posts	Hahahahahaha!!!! Ok... ok... I'm good..... Hahahahahaha!!!!
0 @ 10-02-2003 14:26 Grue
102 posts	LOL. Very funny.
0 @ 10-02-2003 14:54 Jez
12,757 posts	Hehe.. that was... crude definitely, but ingenius nevertheless. Matt where the heck do you find the time to mastermind something like that!? Ps. Did you know, just out of interest, you cannot be raped by a woman? Officially in law (in England & Wales anyway) you'd need a penis. Which means that it HAS to be a bloke.... I don't know where it all stands if a transsexual is involved though!
0 @ 10-02-2003 15:11 built2liv
5,278 posts	Nice interesting fact Jez...but isn't it every man's fantasy to be raped by some hot chick? So how do I go about getting that to happen...?
0 @ 10-02-2003 15:12 built2liv
5,278 posts	And I realized many girls will take that comment the wrong way so I'll restate it as "rape."
0 @ 10-02-2003 16:29 Masterful_Ally
15,627 posts	Jez - I'm not suprised, I mean, technically, a woman can't really rape a man can she?! I'm not gonna go into details but there would be certain problems, lol. Ally xxx
0 @ 10-02-2003 17:02 Jez
12,757 posts	Hehe.. no what I meant Ally was that if a woman shoved, erm... a dildo for example, up the anus of a bloke that wouldn't constitute rape. Nor would a woman shove anything else up anyone else for that matter! Hope that carifies things a wee bit. Oh built2liv... I understand where you're coming from and I agree.
0 @ 10-02-2003 18:34 Dekar
36,123 posts	If a really ugly woman walked up to me, pointed a gun to my head, told my to get naked and spread my cheeks, and started playing gas-station-attendant with me, I'd constitute that as rape, wouldn't you?
0 @ 10-02-2003 18:38 Jez
12,757 posts	Well if she's such a ming-mong then it'll only be a 4* you'd get from her filling you up! I see where you're coming from but officially it's not rape. However, if this "really ugly woman walked up to you, pointed a gun your head, told you to get naked and spread your cheeks, and got some guy to start playing gas-station-attendant with you" then she can be done for rape!
0 @ 10-02-2003 18:43 Dekar
36,123 posts	"officially it's not rape" .....in the U.K., not here!!! What the hell's with people and generalising the world by their own country lately? Where I'm from, the dictionary says "colour" God-damn it!
0 @ 10-02-2003 18:46 Jez
12,757 posts	Hey Matt... wasn't this 'colour' thing on another thread? Totally in agreement with you though.
0 @ 04-03-2003 04:32 Ghetto_Sweetie
43 posts	That was great! I would of burst out laughing but i dont wanna wake ne1 up. U rock!
0 @ 04-03-2003 19:04 WorkMonkey
25 posts	AHAHAHAHAH YEAH HILLARIOUS, WE ALL KNOW HOW FUN RAPE IS...idiot
0 @ 05-03-2003 00:08 Dekar
36,123 posts	I hate to be brutally honest, but mister, if a woman raped you, I'd laugh.

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