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20-06-2004 19:23 Elfwid
2,093 posts	If you have a good joke, write it here! i'll start with... Did you hear my hamster died, he fell asleep at the wheel. (anyone can do better than that)

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01-10-2009 20:15 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	yup thats right lol
02-10-2009 02:53 LudMan
1,092 posts	Yo,I got yur peter right heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
02-10-2009 02:54 JDolla
9,909 posts	what are you doing later?
02-10-2009 09:26 TheAnnoyance
47,943 posts	Who are the coolest people in a hospital? The ultra sound people.
02-10-2009 11:33 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	Whats dumb and always uses bold and italic? Answer: Wh1!!!!
04-10-2009 17:51 Nikinyx
222 posts	Q: What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest.
04-10-2009 19:19 Nick_the_hippie
5 posts	So three girls die one is a redhead the, the other is a brunette, and the third is a blonde, there are 99 steps to heaven and each step has a joke and the jokes get funnier the higher the step and if you laugh you go to hell, so the redhead makes it to step 50 laughs and goes to hell, the brunette makes it to step 75 laughs and goes to hell, the blonde makes it to step 99 laugh and god says "why did you laugh?" and she said "Haha I just got hte first joke!"
04-10-2009 19:19 Nick_the_hippie
5 posts	*the first joke
06-10-2009 00:03 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	Q: What smells bad. A: Curt when he's at a wild party
06-10-2009 11:34 Dagor
38,012 posts	Who are the coolest people in a hospital? The ultra sound people. I thought it's the ones in a mortuary .. they are pretty cool
06-10-2009 16:47 JDolla
9,909 posts	Q: What smells bad. A: Curt when he's at a wild party why is it that he smells bad?
06-10-2009 19:02 Nikinyx
222 posts	must be a very wild party indeed
08-10-2009 00:37 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	yes yes indeed!
08-10-2009 01:07 Bucephalus
3,879 posts	people only smell bad at middle school parties keeta.. AKA school dances
08-10-2009 02:16 JDolla
9,909 posts	the only time i've partied and not smelled completely fresh was any party right after i got off work. and even then i smelled ok...
08-10-2009 11:32 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	Q:What does curt like to eat? A: Shrimp.
08-10-2009 15:03 Nikinyx
222 posts	..... Why is this funny ?
08-10-2009 15:10 Dagor
38,012 posts	don't question jeff's sense of humour .. I mean, if you start to do that, you might as well start to doubt the existence of santa claus
08-10-2009 16:19 JDolla
9,909 posts	A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
08-10-2009 17:41 Nikinyx
222 posts	Some quotes from my favorite comedian Mitch Hedberg "A lot of times, I'll drive for like 10 miles with the emergency brake. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake." "I got into an argument with a girl inside a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, 'cause then I tried to walk out and slam the flap" "A lot of bars have black lights, and when a bar has black lights, everybody looks very cool -- except for me because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. " "I like a escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. " They're way Funnier when you hear him say 'em, check out his videos .
08-10-2009 19:38 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	Santa Claus??? Dagor lol. Santa Ain't real lmao
08-10-2009 21:43 Metalupurass69
300 posts	why dont women wear watches? theres a clock on the stove thats really fnckin funny
08-10-2009 21:44 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	oh god hes on yippie!!!
09-10-2009 18:47 Dekar
36,178 posts	[sexist_joke] What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice. [/sexist_joke] Don't look at me like that. The warning's there!
09-10-2009 21:10 Captain_Keeta
4,274 posts	If a fat girl (we're talking bout oh 660 lbs) falls down in the woods do the trees laugh?