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Captain_Keeta | 04-08-2016 01:36

This one goes out to this years football season and to the Green Bay Packers. See you in the Super Bowl!

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

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Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 15:27

My journal entries I do each week for English make me sound like a sarcastic dickhead.

CaptainStabbin | 23-10-2016 16:21

Hi Lisa, I charge 5 dollars a month for unlimited access to my Plex server, you can also make requests for movies and shows, which I'll download if they are available. Fair warning, I don't download cam copies of movies so new movies don't get uploaded until a good quality version is available.

You may need to purchase a Plex pass subscription in order to use Plex on a TV.

Joeyy | 23-10-2016 18:09

I want a donkey.

Olivia_Ka | 23-10-2016 18:17

Not easy to cope with the agenda of the upcoming week.

Tried some Nutella ersatz, with palm-free oil. So they use both sunflower and coco oil for that.

That wasn't bad with my pancakes.

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 18:18

I'm sure everything will be just fine, Celine. Don't think about the future, think about what's happening right now.

zjenn4 | 23-10-2016 18:28

Nutella + pancakes = delicious.

For Joey. (I recommend muting the volume, I found the humans annoying.)

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 18:29

Nutella = Disgusting.

zjenn4 | 23-10-2016 18:33

Jeff, unfortunately, we can now no longer be friends.

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 18:36

I don't think we were to begin with, lol.

zjenn4 | 23-10-2016 18:43

But your see, now there's no chance we can be! Because you have no love for the Nutella! It's tragic! I feel bad for you.

Joeyy | 23-10-2016 18:47

Jeff, you crazy. Jen doesn't much like chocolate and even she likes Nutella.

Very achey today,

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 18:49

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

roxcyn | 23-10-2016 19:30

How can anyone dislike Nutella?

Joeyy | 23-10-2016 20:14

To each their own, I guess. He can't help his crazy taste buds.

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 20:18

Lol "crazy." I guess my taste buds are crazy for eating pizza.

CaptainStabbin | 23-10-2016 21:26

What's Nutella taste like? I've never had it.

Joeyy | 23-10-2016 21:58

It's just a very thick, chocolatey, nutty spread. Its deliciousness can't be described.

zjenn4 | 23-10-2016 21:59

Delicious, Joe. There's really no other way to describe it. It's chocolate and hazelnut tasty goodness. It's good on waffles, pancakes, bananas, just eating it off a spoon!

Joeyy | 23-10-2016 22:00

I hadn't tried it either until Lisa sent me a pot a few years (?) ago.

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 22:00

You just described each shit that's left in the toilet for me to clean at work...

CaptainStabbin | 23-10-2016 22:02

Does that mean you've eaten shit Jeff? Jen and Joey both described taste in their descriptions, so...

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 22:04

I was referring to Joey's post, and no I haven't...

CaptainStabbin | 23-10-2016 22:11

Which post? She said its deliciousness can't be described. Is that the one you're referring to?

Captain_Keeta | 23-10-2016 22:12

I can't describe the "deliciousness," yes, but what I did describe is the way it looks.

"Thick" like a turd...

Joeyy | 23-10-2016 22:12

It's not chocolate that makes shit brown.

Thankfully it is chocolate that makes Nutella brown...we hope.

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