Guess Who #17.034

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JDolla | 15-06-2016 23:08

The Rules

Participants will be given some type of subject from which to make a choice (favorite book, what you wanted to be when you grew up, etc) and will submit their choice to the host via PM by the submission deadline (see below).

The host will then post a list of all the submissions verbatim (along with the host's submission, plus one or two fake submissions) in alphabetical order, and a list of the submitters in alphabetical order.

Participants will have until the second deadline to try to match the correct submitter with the correct submission and post their answers in this thread. Please remove your own name and answer from the list, along with whichever one you believe is fake. Other than the host, anyone is allowed to participate in this section of the game, regardless of whether or not they submitted a choice.

After the second deadline has passed, the host will post the correct answers, as well as the total number of correct guesses by each guesser. Obviously the winner is the person or people with the most correct guesses. The person or people with the fewest correct guesses will have to be the host and winner's personal slave for the remainder of the year.

The Scenario

What's your dream job. This one's easy. You don't have to imagine shit. You don't have to think too hard about it. You don't have to write a novel about it. Just name the thing you'd want to do for the rest of your life, regardless of pay or education/training. You probably already know what it is. A few of you might even be doing it. Just put that into a message and sent it to me.

The Deadlines

Submissions:
6/23, Midnight LSI Time. That's a week. It shouldn't take you a week. This one is stupid simple. If you're already reading this, click on my name and send me a pm with your answer. Don't look at it, say "I'll do it tomorrow", and forget to do it. Click the name, send the message. Now.

No extensions, if yall don't get enough of them to me by the deadline I'm just gonna forget this is even a thing. Or worse, I'm going to make some up for a few of you, and I promise they won't be flattering.

Guessing:

To be announced, probably like a week and a half after I get all of the submissions.

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megdoll187 | 25-06-2016 00:07

lol my weekend is filled with grad parties and my baby shower tomorrow. And a bro fest at my house tomorrow night :| If I don't have it done by wed- call me, beep me if you wanna reach me

megdoll187 | 25-06-2016 00:08

But for reals, I may forget bc my brain is fried with everything else so sil vous plait message me wed if I don't have it done

JDolla | 25-06-2016 00:32

Instructions

Please submit your guesses in the same order as I post the names, it makes life easier on me and reduces the chance of mistakes. It should also make it easy on you since all you have to do is copy and paste the list. I've even added a dash and space after the name and a line between each. Feel free to leave yours and the fakes blank (In fact, new rule, do exactly that), but still post them with your guess so all I have to do is reference straight across your post and my spreadsheet.

TL;DR: Copy and paste the list of submitters for your response and leave yours/fakes blank

Thanks in advance for not being a dick and ignoring the instructions.

Submitters

Carl -

Fake -

Fake -

Jeff -

Jen -

Jeremy -

Joey -

Kaleb -

Lisa -

Meggles -

Practice -

Sarah -

Scott -

Sierra -

Submissions

Comic Book Writer/Illustrator

Firefighter

Help people + Writer

Host of the Amazing Race

Kinky Porn Star

Marine Biologist who tags sharks

Pro Football Analyst

Professional Volleyball Player

Raptor Trainer

Retired Gajillionaire

Song writer, song transcriber

Statistical Analyst

Stay-at-home Parental Unit

Writer, director, movie star

Deadline

I'll give you 10 days for this one. Your guesses are due by Midnight LSI Time (right now on the clock, do the math) Sunday, July 3rd.

Once again no extensions unless someone breaks their fingers, goes temporarily blind, or something like that. You have full weekends between now and then, and 6 days between them. Get them done.

PinkFloyd | 25-06-2016 06:47

Carl - Firefighter
Jeff - Professional assclown
Jen - Volleyball chick
Jeremy - Condom tester
Joey - Movie director, producer
Kaleb - Host of Family Feud
Lisa - Snake charmer
Meggles - Parental unit
Practice - Statue cleaner
Sarah - Marine biologist
Scott - Writer, transcriber thing
Sierra - Janitor at a Porno theater

JDolla | 26-06-2016 19:12

Little over 7 days left, make your guesses damnit

megdoll187 | 27-06-2016 16:40

Carl - Help people + Writer

Fake -

Fake -

Jeff - Comic Book Writer/Illustrator

Jen - Marine Biologist who tags sharks

Jeremy - Pro Football Analyst

Joey - Professional Volleyball Player

Kaleb - Statistical Analyst

Lisa - Writer, director, movie star

Meggles - Astronaut

Practice - Song writer, song transcriber

Sarah - Host of the Amazing Race

Scott - fiirefighter

Sierra - Retired Gajillionaire

Captain_Keeta | 27-06-2016 17:13

Carl - Comic Book Writer/Illustrator

Jen - Professional Volleyball Player

Jeremy - Writer, director, movie star

Joey - Raptor Trainer

Kaleb - Host of the Amazing Race

Lisa - Marine Biologist who tags sharks

Meggles - Stay-at-home Parental Unit

Practice - Help people + Writer

Sarah - Pro Football Analyst

Scott - Song writer, song transcriber

Sierra - Retired Gajillionaire

Penis.

Cheater138 | 28-06-2016 01:41

Carl - Writer, director, movie star
Jeff - Comic Book Writer/Illustrator
Jen - Professional Volleyball Player
Jeremy - Pro Football Analyst
Joey - Raptor Trainer
Kaleb - Host of the Amazing Race
Lisa - Help people + Writer
Meggles - Stay-at-home Parental Unit
Practice - Statistical Analyst
Scott - Song writer, song transcriber
Sierra - Retired Gajillionaire

JDolla | 29-06-2016 16:57

Dont forget that this is a thing. 3 and a halfish more days.

kalsonberry | 30-06-2016 03:22

Carl - Firefighter
Jeff - Retired Gajillionaire
Jen - Help people + Writer
Jeremy - Raptor Trainer
Joey - Kinky Porn Star
Lisa - Marine Biologist who tags sharks
Meggles - Professional Volleyball Player
Practice - Writer, director, movie star
Sarah - Comic Book Writer/Illustrator
Scott - Song writer, song transcriber
Sierra - Stay-at-home Parental Unit

Joeyy | 30-06-2016 18:08

Being away and depressed about ruined country are my excuses.

Guesses:

Carl - Writer, director, movie star

Fake -

Fake -

Jeff - Host of the Amazing Race

Jen - Professional Volleyball Player

Jeremy - Pro Football Analyst

Joey -

Kaleb - Comic Book Writer/Illustrator

Lisa - Statistical Analyst

Meggles - Stay-at-home Parental Unit

Practice - Retired Gajillionaire

Sarah - Marine Biologist who tags sharks (never sure if you really love sharks or are utterly terrified of them )

Scott - Song writer, song transcriber

Sierra - Kinky Porn Star

Joeyy | 30-06-2016 18:15

You people are terrible at following instructions. Unless I've done it wrong. I'm going with the first one.

JDolla | 30-06-2016 18:56

You did it right, its the rest of these ingrates who can follow directions.

Joeyy | 30-06-2016 19:06

Want me to edit posts so it's easier?

JDolla | 30-06-2016 21:54

Nah i've already done all the ones that came in before today

JDolla | 01-07-2016 02:03

But to say I appreciate those of you who followed my instructions would be an understatement. The spaces between guesses makes it easier on my eyes and reduces the chance of crossing guesses and doing it all in the same order makes it easier for me to copy/paste straight across on my master score-keeping sheet.

Sierra's was by far the hardest so far because she didn't give spacing and either paraphrased, changed slightly, or just straight made up her answers. Fair warning to anyone else planning on submitting, if yours looks anything like hers I will ignore it.

PinkFloyd | 01-07-2016 05:28

You were too demanding. Actually yeah I'm a dick and didn't read it. I assumed it was the same directions as always. And spreadsheet? Forget how to count on your fingers? You can exclude mine I didn't take it seriously at all.

JDolla | 01-07-2016 10:06

Nah i did it. Made some assumptions about what you meant for a few, ignored a few.

You're worth the hassle sierra, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

JDolla | 01-07-2016 23:45

Like 24 hours left.

you know what, in the spirit of the holiday (And because I have shit to do) lets extend it another day. 47.25 Hours Left!

zjenn4 | 02-07-2016 00:45

Wait, so I can post tomorrow? I am too not sober to post answers right now.

JDolla | 02-07-2016 00:52

Thats the best time to do it. But yeah, i have a thing to sttend tomorrow, so you have an extra daysince its not like im gonna post results tomorrow.

PracticePractic | 02-07-2016 01:05

* offtopic :

I am too not sober to post answers right now.

Its not the 4th yet...what are you celebrating?

zjenn4 | 02-07-2016 01:07

* offtopic :
I was celebrating Happy Hour and that it's Friday!

zjenn4 | 02-07-2016 15:33

Carl - Writer, director, movie star

Fake -

Fake -

Jeff - Firefighter

Jen -

Jeremy - Pro Football Analyst

Joey - Help people + Writer

Kaleb - Host of the Amazing Race

Lisa - Statistical Analyst

Meggles - Stay-at-home Parental Unit

Practice - Comic Book Writer/Illustrator

Sarah - Marine Biologist who tags sharks

Scott - Song writer, song transcriber

Sierra - Retired Gajillionaire

JDolla | 03-07-2016 12:02

11 or so hours left, get them in guys

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