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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58

This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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Joeyy | 31-05-2016 13:19

Is that spam or...?

PracticePractic | 31-05-2016 13:26

Can I work outside today?

Yes, by all means RUN! Do not walk, outside!!

* offtopic :
Did not want to "like" the other message as I had to like all of it---the problem with just having one like button per message!

FireWaterBurn6 | 31-05-2016 14:02

On my way to pick up a puppy, a black and white lab/boxer mix

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 14:08

Looks like spam in a can to me.

PracticePractic | 31-05-2016 14:41

Is that spam or...?

Looks like spam in a can to me.

Did I miss the link or photo between pages 91 and 92? Again I wish for all the posts to be numbered so I know if I'm missing a post or a dozen here and there!

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 15:16

Yep.

Juliet86 | 31-05-2016 15:31

Subtle spam, if so. Only one post, and no link.

PracticePractic | 31-05-2016 15:32

So what does Captain Picard, the back of Lieutenant Commander Data's head and Picard putting his head in his hands (I remember the Episode--forget the title) have to do with canned meat called "Spam"?

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 15:53

I think it's called a facepalm...

My favorite spam has gotta be the Nigerian Prince one. Shit had me loling.

Post a picture please, Curt.

Joeyy | 31-05-2016 16:19

Be nice, Jeff. Practice, the links Jeff posted aren't directly related to the possible spam. I think he was expressing frustration at your confusion. Like Lisa said, the post in question is subtle if it is spam, so it's understandable that you missed it. It's the one by JensenLow near the end of the last page.

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 16:22

I thought I addressed that in the nicest way possible. :p

Holy burnt shoulders batman.

Joeyy | 31-05-2016 16:59

Also (Practice), I didn't know of Leica until I was looking at phones in the store, but the camera was the main reason I purchased this phone.

Colour.

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 17:27

You're the superstar above me when the sun goes down
The one and only who can light this town
And when you feel like you're burning out
I will remind you

Juliet86 | 31-05-2016 17:29

It's white!

Joeyy | 31-05-2016 17:32

What is?

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 17:35

That's what she said...

I'm sorry.

PracticePractic | 31-05-2016 17:57

Hi all....thanks for sending your posts back..

Thanks Jeff for the facepalm....I didn't know it had a name!

Thanks Joey for the colour of your phone and now you have the great Leica camera to add to the other top camera companies you already own!

And... Ok I see the new visitor to the site....I thought JensenLow was for real, complimenting the site and she had no "link" so what type of spam is that one?

And Jeff...

Nigerian Prince one.

SSSSHHHHHHH! Don't you remember? The Prince always tells us to keep it on the down-low, Q.T. that we are communicating with him, until he transfers all of his inherited money into my bank account for just one week....and I'm still waiting!

Juliet86 | 31-05-2016 18:44

The phone. I thought you didn't like white phones?

Haha. My pregnant friend's boyfriend put a picture on Facebook of two buns in an oven (they're expecting twins). I guess it's officially out now. People are congratulating them in the comments, but I never would have got it if I didn't already know.

Juliet86 | 31-05-2016 18:45

JensenLow didn't have a link, but they mentioned a site, so it could still be advertising for that site.

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 18:55

You're welcome.

Joeyy | 31-05-2016 19:08

My phone's not white. :s The front is dark/black and the back is silver.

Had to "rescue" Sarah's mum from a pigeon in her garage, bless her. I hope the poor bird's OK; it really didn't want to leave and kept bashing its head on the ceiling. Flew off normally enough.

Joeyy | 31-05-2016 19:14

Yeah, it's a saying. Bun in the oven = pregnant. Not there?

Juliet86 | 31-05-2016 19:23

Oh, it looked white, sorry.

Aw, poor birdy.

Yeah, I know it's a saying. In Swedish too. Otherwise I wouldn't have laughed/commented. But my first thought was still "mmm, buns", not pregnancy. Maybe I'm just slow.

saina | 31-05-2016 19:25

I am lying on my bed after a study session and suddenly:
[I]"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it"[/i]
Brain, why?

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 19:41

Ready for this day to be over with haha.

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