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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58

This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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Cheater138 | 30-05-2016 20:11

What are you feeding those drivers, Carl?

CarlJ | 30-05-2016 20:17

don't look at me...they aren't from my terminal. I will tell you that the two that stabbed each other are out of the Minnesota terminal and they are Somalian. Notorius for not working and always yelling at everyone, including each other.

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 20:23

Well no more fish are biting now.

roxcyn | 30-05-2016 20:51

Great you're having fun, Jeff. I looked at the phone, Joey, it looks nice. Did you get a case for it and did it cost a lot?

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 21:15

Two bluegills of the day. Had a monster bite but lost my worm.

Joeyy | 30-05-2016 21:48

Jeff, if you ever travel.

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 21:58

Hahaha that's awesome!!! "In pizza we crust." Had me laughing.

PracticePractic | 30-05-2016 22:07

Thank you also Joey for that book! My and Jeff's personal shopper! Just the right book to buy for my travels----and for a gift! I know exactly who'll get that... just to order a couple right now! (or later---I like to order by phone and everything is so "closed" on today's holiday (or shorter hours) here in the US!)

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 22:09

Had an awesome time fishing! I'm a little sun burnt!

PracticePractic | 30-05-2016 22:27

I got the Huawei P9

That is quite some choice you made in smartphones Joey!

Did you know about how famous and good the Leica company is that designed the dual lens system for that phone? 12MP front 8 MP rear are excellent to get! With all those professional type of photographic tools you can use to take better photos anywhere----without carrying around larger, bulkier cameras in addition to the smart phone. I didn't check out everything else it does yet... I concentrated on the camera as it said "Leica" and wanted to respond earlier, but waited until someone else mentioned the phone you posted a while back.

Oh, let us in on the mystery...so what was your color of choice for the case?

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 22:47

Absolutely love this weather.

megdoll187 | 30-05-2016 23:08

Sarah- do you or Gary have the phone number to the VA regional loan center for the Veterans Home Loan? If you need it, I can pm it to you.

Jeff that reminds me! I need to get my fishing license this week so I can carp fish on Sunday.

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 23:09

My aunt has plenty of carp in her pond! Can never catch them though.

Cheater138 | 30-05-2016 23:09

Gary may have it, but I know I don't. We won't be buying for a year or two, but you can send it to me anyway. It'll be good to have.

Captain_Keeta | 30-05-2016 23:34

Not any of you here but women fucking piss me off.

PracticePractic | 31-05-2016 00:34

but women ******* piss me off.

Happy its no one here on LetsSingIt Jeff.....

but....as they say about curiosity and cats you know...

I'll take a stab at that Jeff.....why?

They are just under half of the world's population of humans

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 00:51

Nah it's no one here. I like the women around here, they aren't full of drama.

To answer your question, the girl I've been busting my balls to get with is just driving me up a wall and I'm just sick of this shit.

megdoll187 | 31-05-2016 01:02

So stop trying. Easiest solution. If she wants to be with you, she'll come to you. Some girls (and I do mean girls) just like to be chased and like the attention.

Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 01:06

Yeah I'm pretty sure after that conversation I'm done with that.

megdoll187 | 31-05-2016 02:12

Sarah I sent you pics on FB with the info

fishmunky | 31-05-2016 02:26

"why don't don't more women escape abusive relationships and out their abusers?"

Kesha - Well i was repeatedly raped and abused my producer
Amber Heard - my husband beat me and left bruises

"but what if these birches are lying to take down powerful men?"

You guys are right, it is a tough situation to know without knowing all the details. but based on all the statistical evidence regarding abuse and relationships, what's more likely, Amber Heard really wants Johnny Depp to suffer for reasons i guess? Or Johnny Depp who's currently mired in the worst lump of his career, might not exactly be the charming man child we like to project on him?

Juliet86 | 31-05-2016 09:55

It is a really horrible thing to say that she is lying. If the evidence doesn't seem to add up, that's one thing, but so many people are saying it because "omg, Johnny Depp would never do that!". Women lying about abuse usually goes the other way, they deny it. Sure, false accusations happen but are far rarer than actual abuse. And I know I'm mostly parroting what has already been said, but this makes me angry.

On a lighter note: this weather! I went out for lunch and I don't want to go back in the office. Can I work outside today?

JensenLow | 31-05-2016 10:15

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Captain_Keeta | 31-05-2016 10:49

Potato.

Slept like a baby.

Joeyy | 31-05-2016 13:17

Can I work outside today?

Yes, yes, you can.

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