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Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58
This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.
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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!
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PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 30-04-2016 03:23
I wish massages weren't so expensive and lasted for more than an hour...


Trying to remember which travel show, maybe Anthony Bourdain's.... He went to one of the former Soviet Bloc countries for a steam bath--old Roman baths---and cheap as American money goes far there........and a long massage.. with a burly huge male masseuse... so be careful what you wish for Jeff---he came out of it red and sore!!!
zjenn4
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zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 03:24
You are welcome, Jeff. I use Groupon for stuff all the time.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 03:50
Well my buddy Johnny Manziel is trending once again for his location because he was watching the NFL draft. Any guesses as to where he was?
saina
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saina | 30-04-2016 10:09
I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose. Fire away, fire away! Ricochet, you take your aim. Fire away, fire away! You shoot me down but I won't fall.
I am an armadillo. You shoot me down but I won't fall. I am an armadillo.


Believe me or not, this makes more sense.
saina
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saina | 30-04-2016 10:16
Internet is slow that I can make a bathroom trip with my friends and come back to see that the page is still loading. *sigh*
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 12:22
How is it the last day of April already?!
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 13:06
Family is out of town and I'm stuck home puppy sitting. I'm not even complaining. :p
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 30-04-2016 15:20
Oh man, what are you gonna do this weekend Jeff? Crazy how fast time is going.
FireWaterBurn6
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FireWaterBurn6 | 30-04-2016 15:34
how much did your massage cost?
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 15:40
I was hoping I could get out golfing today but I forgot my entire family is going on a wine tour, haha. #underage It's for my aunt though as she's getting married on the 28th of May.

But to answer your question... Honestly not much. I'll celebrate my birthday tomorrow and then starting Monday, I'm gonna pick up more hours because money is nice. :p

The massage in town costs $85 for an hour... A bit much if you ask me.
zjenn4
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zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 15:47
$85 for a one hour (most likely Swedish) massage, is about right. You can find them for cheaper, but this price is about average. But on that site I told you about, you can find deals on massages in your area, where you can get them for much cheaper.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 15:48
I'm definitely gonna utilize that site! :]
zjenn4
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zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 16:39
There was this giant palmetto bug I was chasing around my house this morning. I finally was able to sweep it outside into the grass. Unbeknownst to myself or the roach, there was a group of lizards hanging out. As the bug was trying to escape in the grass, a lizard hunted it down and ate it! Glorious!
JDolla
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JDolla | 30-04-2016 17:14
That oughta learn him
JDolla
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JDolla | 30-04-2016 17:19
Went down to the shooting range i used to work at this morning. They had sold off a bunch of the rounds I had earned judging tournaments, $240. Plus I'm gonna get back in rotation judging again, earn some more rounds and make some more money.
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 30-04-2016 19:43
I'd probably never get a massage if I couldn't get it paid for by work. They pay for certain health-related activities, up to a certain amount per year. It's awesome.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 19:46
I just wish the lower back pain would subside for awhile.
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 30-04-2016 20:51
There are now two Watts in the NFL. Still only one Gronk tho.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 21:05
You can never have enough Watts or Rodgers. :p
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 30-04-2016 21:26
There's a third Watt who we'll probably see in another year or two as well.
There actually is another Rodgers too... He's been signed with Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, and Miami. Never played for any of them. He's currently practice squad for a Canadian team. So apparently one Rodgers is enough for the NFL.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 21:38
I honestly watched like five minutes of the draft today..
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 30-04-2016 21:43
I've been out of the house all day. Didn't watch it, but I've been keeping an eye on things. Plus JJ posted about his brother when that all happened, so that's how I saw that.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 22:04
Jacksonville has potential this season.
JDolla
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JDolla | 30-04-2016 22:09
If only someone had said that two days ago... You know, something like this:

The jags now have what could be a pretty good defense. They were at least competitive all last year, if ramsey plays as well at the next level as he did in college and fowler comes back healthy, they might shock people in 16.
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 30-04-2016 22:19
I, for one, completely agree with Jeff. Well said
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