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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58

This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.

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CaptainStabbin | 30-04-2016 02:23

Johnny Bravo was way better than Kim Possible.

JDolla | 30-04-2016 02:25

Sexist

Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 02:25

Sexist!

Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 02:25

Dammit you beat me.

zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 02:26

Friends, I had a brief thought while lying in bed still awake at 2AM watching Nikita (Maggie Q series) episodes the other night. I've always been against getting one, and I've never wanted one before, but I considered getting a tattoo. That's as far as I got without freaking myself out, so I don't know where or of what.

CaptainStabbin | 30-04-2016 02:27

Haha you guys. Powerpuff girls wasn't bad though.

zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 02:28

Hey! You leave Kim Possible alone, Joe! *hmph!*

Cheater138 | 30-04-2016 02:28

I have to work myself up to actually going to a shop and getting my next one. Haven't yet partially because of finances but mostly because I'm lazy.

CaptainStabbin | 30-04-2016 02:30

Get one of a dragon Jen, or a phoenix, or a flaming cow jumping over a white picket fence.

Just call me, Mojo Joe Joe.

zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 02:33

If I ever do get a tattoo, I think I'd have my ex-rommie's sister do it. I trust her.

JDolla | 30-04-2016 02:33

Like I've always said, get a nice tattoo of your resume on your neck. It'll help you in the job market, you'll always have a copy with you if you ever need it, andbit will help others around youbremember what a professional-mindednperson you are.

zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 02:34

Ooo, I like dragons, and Phoenixes, and space... or maybe some neat symbol I come across.

Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 02:35

Puppy keeps turning her head. I love it:

Cheater138 | 30-04-2016 02:39

There's a shop about 5 minutes from work that's really good and I know people who've gone there and have some nice pieces. I'll probably go sometime this summer.

megdoll187 | 30-04-2016 02:40

The HR comment trying to get Jer to be a dirty old man Joe

PracticePractic | 30-04-2016 02:41

Careful what you choose Jenn... its on there for life! (Roomate's sister looks very talented though---but to do those big ones must hurt a lot of sessions)

zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 02:42

Oh I don't want a big tattoo. I just want a little one somewhere.

Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 02:44

I could go for a cigar and a brandy.

PracticePractic | 30-04-2016 02:44

Another question Jeremy.... Thanks for answering the others....
Ohio State has 8 team members picked this year.... they look at each one how good they are .... Doesn't anyone credit the Coach (didn't say his name) that year at Ohio State for having a team where 8 were picked ?

(First time they said since 2000 with Tennessee--tie score of 8 picks ---so you're right about not running out of members with 2000 colleges to choose from).

Joeyy | 30-04-2016 02:45

Me too, Jen! I'm supposed to be going back into the city centre tomorrow to give another friend birthday stuff and I might pop into a shop whilst there. I figured I'd start small (I already know the three tattoos I'd get if I'm ever brave enough) with this above my ankle (but without the 'h' on "argh", because it doesn't say it, damn it).

CaptainStabbin | 30-04-2016 02:47

Don't forget, Meg, you have a dirtier mind than all of us.

JDolla | 30-04-2016 02:50

Good question. Having 8 picked obviously reflects well on the coach, his recruiting staff, and the program as a whole. But as a general rule, pro football analysts tend not to proverbially suck a college coach's dick unless he's considered a candidate for a pro coaching job. I have no idea why, but they usually just don't mention them unless its either obvious that a college coach had a massive hand in a player's development or if they're in the discussion for a pro job.

Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 03:13

I wish massages weren't so expensive and lasted for more than an hour...

zjenn4 | 30-04-2016 03:20

Groupon, Jeff. There are always discounts on massages on Groupon, or Living Social or any of those coupon sites.

Captain_Keeta | 30-04-2016 03:21

I'll have to check that out! Thanks for letting me know about that, Jen!

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