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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58

This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Joeyy | 20-04-2016 00:47

At least you didn't transfer that (all caps) to this place.

Compooper sounds like a futuristic toilet with a built in keyboard or some shit, no pun intended.

zjenn4 | 20-04-2016 00:48

I bought some of those nipple petal things so I can wear some of the dresses I have that you can't really wear a bra with. They're basically the same material as those fabric bandaids. They pretty much do the trick. It's kinda weird not wearing a bar though. It's way more comfortable not having to, but it makes me paranoid that some unforeseen wardrobe malfunction will go down.

JDolla | 20-04-2016 00:52

I did transfer it once or twice while posting at work. Just forgot to take the caps lock off. I still have trouble remembering to capitalize things at work now, or knowing what to capitalize when and why (aside from the usual rules of grammar)

fishmunky | 20-04-2016 01:07

first night parenting solo, boy is understandably frustrated that i dont lactate and views the bottle justified suspicion

roxcyn | 20-04-2016 01:16

Nice win Sarah! We used to do that at my old job - all caps and then they wanted us to type regular to the client. Sometimes we forgot and wrote in all caps.

Interesting to see how this standardized testing get scored

JDolla | 20-04-2016 01:18

Big night Anth. Just remember, any tiny mistake you might make or might have already made is capable of ruining your child forever. No pressure.

Bit really, great baby-padre bo ding time. You got him watching playoff hockey with you tonight?

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 01:19

This fire is warm brah.

roxcyn | 20-04-2016 01:21

I never understood why she spelled it Hillary.

fishmunky | 20-04-2016 01:25

yeah he passed during this dreadful red wings/lightning game, don't blame him.

really just waiting for blues/hawks to kick on

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 01:26

Smart kid.

Wonder what he will major in.

JDolla | 20-04-2016 01:57

"Well, as a man enters his 18th decade, he thinks back on the mistakes he's made in life."

"Like the heaps of dead monkeys?"

"Science cannot move forward without heaps!"

zjenn4 | 20-04-2016 02:08

Dude, it's time for Gishwishes already?!

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 02:24

Today's accomplishments included:

Stacking a fuck load of wood and building a fire pit.

zjenn4 | 20-04-2016 02:33

That's too small! Where I come from, we build something more like this!

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 02:37

Well we're in the village, Jen, we can't have it too big. :p

That's insanely awesome! I wanna start hanging out with you!

Joeyy | 20-04-2016 02:37

Where did you get all of that wood from?

Joeyy | 20-04-2016 02:38

Aren't you from Arizona, Jen? I thought that place was always boiling. :p

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 02:39

We live near a door factory and they sell huge giant metal cages of wood like that for $15. My dad got a deal today though - paid $15 and got about three cages worth of wood.

zjenn4 | 20-04-2016 02:42

It's not quite as hot late at night, and in the fall/winter it can be rather chilly, so great time for bonfires!

Schatzi | 20-04-2016 02:47

I miss bonfires. My aunt lives in the boonies of New Hampshire & her new house is perfect for bonfires. She's having this amazing patio built with a fire pit but you know well after I visited.

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 02:47

I actually went to a pretty decent bonfire on Saturday and I think my favorite part throughout the night was being able to see a lot more stars in the sky due to the fact that we weren't in town and there was no light pollution.

Joeyy | 20-04-2016 02:47

Ohhh, shame on my English ignorance!

Joeyy | 20-04-2016 02:49

Just another reason to go back if you can, Heather.

That would be awesome, Jeff. One reason why I love the English countryside, too. Fewer lights...more stars.

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 02:51

I do hope someday, I can live somewhere out in the middle of no where and not get dicked with taxes and not have light pollution so I can see the things we aren't able to see with light pollution.

Now, just have to find a girl who's got the same interest and bam, I'm golden. :]

Schatzi | 20-04-2016 02:51

Unfortunately server life doesn't allow me too many vacations. My dog is also a bit too rowdy for my aunts dogs so it was a stressful vacation.

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