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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58

This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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Cheater138 | 24-07-2016 02:49

The house is coming along, Joe. Slow going, but we're getting down to all the little stuff before painting. Then we'll get floor put in.

Joey, I'll get a fantasy football thread up this week. It is getting to be that time of year.

CaptainStabbin | 24-07-2016 02:55

Thats great Sarah!

Are we that close to the season already?

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 03:09

Noooo I wanna do it!!!

Joeyy | 24-07-2016 03:32

Tough titties.

Joeyy | 24-07-2016 03:35

Speaking of that...this tank top has refused to stay up. :S I'm sure I've not had this problem with it before. My boobs may as well be singing Queen.

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 03:40

My titties are tough.

PracticePractic | 24-07-2016 03:57

Try drying your top without a softener sheet in dryer---then you get static cling! Problem solved!

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 04:18

My nips would feel like a newborn's ass if I did that lol.

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 16:38

Never forget.

robdog2008 | 24-07-2016 17:19

no one left behind

CaptainStabbin | 24-07-2016 18:15

My nips would feel like a newborn's ass if I did that lol.

I'm not sure where to go with this. Are you saying they'd be smooth?

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 18:21

Hey there ya go. :p

Olivia_Ka | 24-07-2016 18:53

I'm so affraaiiiiiddd to open my message box here.

Sure that would not be the daily message for chart moderators because I was running an antivirus scan...

You know, there's no mail here on Sundays. So there are no message for charts mod either on Sundays, since there wouldn't be any update to do once a week, riiiigggghhhtrttttt???

So I'll delete this message without reading it, straight away.

Edit :

Charts : 95.5% linked 14 hours ago from Snap

RU kidding chart mods? There's no mail on Sunday!

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 19:00

It's gonna be okay Celine. I promise. It's not the end of the world my love.

Olivia_Ka | 24-07-2016 19:06

Because you receive mail on Sunday, Jeff? Or do you run antivirus scan on Sundays? Sure you do! Tell me ya do!

And there's absolutely no chart updates to do on Sundays, so we can be quiet until Monday.

I'm still so afraid to open this message...

PracticePractic | 24-07-2016 19:08

You know, there's no mail here on Sundays.

I do not Mod, so I was unaware that the site gives everyone Sundays off from reading new mail messages!

But your message came from poor little "snap"----be kind, he's only 12 years old and maybe his programming doesn't tell him to skip Sundays (maybe you can ask Ray about teaching him that)

Still, I'm happy for you it was not a bad message, Celine, and only an error by poor little program "snap".

Olivia_Ka | 24-07-2016 19:09

So I'll not run antivirus scans on Sundays anymore. If you all want to!

Did Snap sent the message to me only? Well, that's a mistake that should be corrected.

PracticePractic | 24-07-2016 19:13

I'm not a Mod, so I got no mail from "snap" today.....

Thanks for the "like" Celine

Hope we all can work together and figure out this puzzle mystery! (I like solving mysteries!)

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 19:13

Celine let's have a few drinks together, it will all be okay. Just relax.

Olivia_Ka | 24-07-2016 19:21

Jeff, you did not receive Snap's message, I guess. If I delete it, that will be fine.

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 19:30

You're right, I didn't get his message. Should I beat him up?

roxcyn | 24-07-2016 19:30

We get his messaged everyday, robots don't take a day off. (^__^)

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 19:31

Blood Diamond is a brilliant movie.

PracticePractic | 24-07-2016 19:46

I think Celene's liking my comments is much more enjoyable

and better than Jeff's offer to have drinks with her.

Captain_Keeta | 24-07-2016 19:50

Don't steal my lady. :p

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