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Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58
This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.
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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!
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JDolla
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JDolla | 01-07-2016 01:38
She didn't give birth. She was quoting Talladega Nights praying that her work shift went quickly.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 01:40
Well that's lame.
JDolla
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JDolla | 01-07-2016 01:41
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger...
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 01-07-2016 01:43
Oh. Use quotes or italics Meg, come on. You are an expecting woman, you know. ;p I'm rather glad to know you're not thinking about parenthood in terms of shifts, though...
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 01-07-2016 01:44
Also you only got one coupon for me in a cheerleading outfit and you've used it up now. Be sorry.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 01:47
What a letdown.
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 01-07-2016 01:49
but the rest of it suggests the kid's popped out?


If you think that is how it happens....you gotta re-watch this:

Joeyy
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Joeyy | 01-07-2016 01:53
Yep, you can even hear the pop.
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 01-07-2016 02:23
don't you wish that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

WE bought a CR-V, I'm pretty happy, we pick it up next week after they detail it and i gargle a few nut sacks so i can i can make sure i have all the money in time

with and insurance basically all that's left is to start packing this place up

We can see 2 teeth under the surface, he's super bitey, but i expect the worst will come toward the end of next month
JDolla
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JDolla | 01-07-2016 02:31
You're gonna want to gargle some Listerine between nut sacks, both for your personal hygiene and as a common courtesy to your clients.

CRVs are a solid choice i suppose. You should get somewhere around 250,000 miles (or 15,000,000,000 Kilometers if my math is correct) easily out of them if you keep up with regular maintenance. Plus a good balance of room for things and fuel economy.
megdoll187
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megdoll187 | 01-07-2016 02:55
It's a movie quote guys. Had a crappy day at work and was hoping my day would go by fast bc it's my Friday. Nope. No it did not.

5 more weeks!!!
megdoll187
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megdoll187 | 01-07-2016 03:01
What about Maddison, Joey? Does she get a cheery outfit?

It smells of fuel and dirt. Dirt track racing is in full swing!
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 01-07-2016 03:08
makes sense, no point in greeting clients smelling like ball funk and regret

CRV won out over the Rav4 because yu can fit 3 car seats across the back and my wife wanted a car that could do that comfortably "just in case". Which means my life will probably continue to be interesting and i will forever be poor. It's a good life i suppose
Schatzi
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Schatzi | 01-07-2016 03:18
I don't work again until next Thursday. Not loving this slow summer. Maybe if I had tons in savings & didn't feel bad spending some of it. But naaaah. Just hanging out with the dogs.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 03:22
Well shit.
roxcyn
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roxcyn | 01-07-2016 09:14
Kind of freaky, though.

Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 09:17
Aye I get paid in six hours!
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 01-07-2016 13:16
Two hours until vacation. Feels weird to be gone from here for five weeks.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 13:17
I'm on a three day vacation from work after today's shift! I could use five weeks though, haha.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 14:26
Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian forumers I (semi)associate with!
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 16:59
Holy freaking paycheck batman!!!!! Most I've made working there!!!
roxcyn
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roxcyn | 01-07-2016 17:48
Happy Canada Day - saw it on another site.

Drinks for everyone on Jeff.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 18:13
No.

Haha practice.

Last few hours here and I'm on a three day vacation!
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2016 19:58
Vacation time baby!!!
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