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Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 21:58

This is dedicated to waffles, JJ, and Matt because yum, yum and last time I won a Randomness over 9000 years ago, it was because we cheated.

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Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
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Captain_Keeta | 19-04-2016 21:58

I was stacking wood! I missed it dammit!

Captain_Keeta | 19-04-2016 21:58

Way to go though.

Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 22:02

Worked out for me.. I was on my phone. The only way I'd be fast enough to beat you was if you weren't trying.

Captain_Keeta | 19-04-2016 22:10

I got sidetracked so it's all good in the hood! Awesome dedications too!

CarlJ | 19-04-2016 22:12

good way to end it though.....waffles!

Joeyy | 19-04-2016 22:18

Yep!

Sarah and waffles.

I see my sister's thinking about getting another cat... That would make five cats. Five cats!

Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 22:20

That's 5 too many for me.

CaptainStabbin | 19-04-2016 22:34

Congrats on the win Sarah.

Captain_Keeta | 19-04-2016 22:35

I introduced my aunt to my hoverboard and she was pretty amazed, hahaha.

Cheater138 | 19-04-2016 23:01

Thanks Joe.. I went back and looked, January 2005 was my last (only other) win.

Joeyy | 19-04-2016 23:13

Eleven years! Wow.

Captain_Keeta | 19-04-2016 23:15

Dad and I are making a fire pit soon!

JDolla | 19-04-2016 23:15

I'm not gonna look, but i think my last and only win was like 07 or 08

Captain_Keeta | 19-04-2016 23:16

You can win the next one.

JDolla | 19-04-2016 23:24

Oh, you'll let me win? That's nice, considering the last time someone tried to let me win you came in and stole it. Prick.

Seriously though, "winning" a thread doesn't matter much to me. And having someone hand any kind of a "win" to me in general feels more like a loss than competing for something and getting beat. It just feels hollow.

zjenn4 | 19-04-2016 23:52

I missed typed my own name today in an instant chat with a bank. I was debating whether to use a different alias or not, and by the time I decided just to use my name, I had already started typing another and ended up typing 'Jem' instead of 'Jen.'

Joeyy | 20-04-2016 00:01

Haha. If it makes you feel better (and I know how ridiculous this sounds/is), I have trouble spelling when using all capitals. On more than one occasion I've misspelt my name when filling in, for example, exam forms. Thank fuck I have an illness I can blame it on.

Silver linings and all... :/

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 00:08

Hehe.

Well when I said "soon," I didn't mean now. We just made it and it looks awesome!

JDolla | 20-04-2016 00:16

When I worked with the county, we did most of our work in all caps. Everything that was legally recorded had to be capital, everything that went into the databasewas capital because it would be pulled for recorded things, and (mostly out of convenience for not switching off caps lock) inter-office emails. It took som getting used to.

JDolla | 20-04-2016 00:19

Also, I can't help but notice that the little letters next to the thread title on the active topics page lables this thread as hot and sticky.

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 00:21

Jeremy, you've got my word, you can win the next one.

Cheater138 | 20-04-2016 00:23

Of course it's hot and sticky.. I dedicated it to waffles and JJ.

JDolla | 20-04-2016 00:29

Touche sarah.

Captain_Keeta | 20-04-2016 00:30

Giggity.

I shall post a picture of today's successes once I get back on le compooper.

JDolla | 20-04-2016 00:47

Jeremy, you've got my word, you can win the next one.

Not sure what part of "I'd rather lose than have someone let me win" or "don't care about winning a thread" you didn't understand.

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