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roxcyn | 14-02-2016 04:30
It was a freebie from Amazon--you should read it. Y fronts, tenner, mate (already knew that one), and other ones that I'm not remembering.
Family Guy is ok - just crazy. Don't watch South Park too much. Axe cop is on now. Kind of funny.
Eew - fan on when it's freezing? No thank you!
Family Guy is ok - just crazy. Don't watch South Park too much. Axe cop is on now. Kind of funny.
Eew - fan on when it's freezing? No thank you!
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 04:38
I can slowly feel myself getting tired. This is progress.
Lyrics_Lover_11 | 14-02-2016 04:41
Loving all of the Simpsons quotes. You're all gonna love my tattoo on Friday lol :-)
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 04:42
What kind of tattoo?
Where on your body are you getting it?
Where on your body are you getting it?
Lyrics_Lover_11 | 14-02-2016 04:44
It's a Simpsons tattoo! I'm keeping it a surprise on my arm though
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 04:45
Oh sweet! Pictures when you get it!
Hope you have a high pain tolerance.
Hope you have a high pain tolerance.
Lyrics_Lover_11 | 14-02-2016 04:49
I do thankfully!
This musical is too damn funny. Almost in tears from laughter
This musical is too damn funny. Almost in tears from laughter
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 04:52
That's good.
I sure as hell don't. I piss and moan over achy pains.
I sure as hell don't. I piss and moan over achy pains.
Joeyy | 14-02-2016 04:55
We've noticed.
I thought it was going to end up on your bum or boobs after "keeping it a surprise", TT. Any hopes were quickly dashed. ;]
I thought it was going to end up on your bum or boobs after "keeping it a surprise", TT. Any hopes were quickly dashed. ;]
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 04:58
I just hate being sick, Joey.
FireWaterBurn6 | 14-02-2016 05:15
Double date to a gourmet grilled cheese place in the city. One of their meals was called the Lafferty, Daniel for those who understand the reference. 10/10 would go back and eat grilled cheese
Schatzi | 14-02-2016 05:53
I didn't get home until midnight from work so my dog is now having psychotic meltdown because I can't take her for a walk. Such a change from our sleepy old dogs.
roxcyn | 14-02-2016 06:17
Aww, sorry about the dog, Heather. Maybe you can take him out in the back yard or something?
Curt - that sounds good
Curt - that sounds good
Schatzi | 14-02-2016 06:33
Yeah that's not enough to appease her. She can go in the backyard anytime.
Lyrics_Lover_11 | 14-02-2016 06:40
I remember I went out for drinks with some coworkers after a late night meeting and we got pretty hammered and went to one of their apartments to get her dog at like 3am to take it for s walk and I never understood why we did that. Her poor dog was so confused lol
Schatzi | 14-02-2016 06:51
My dog would love you forever if you did that. My one friend used to get drunk & force me to take her dog outside & she would always try to run away from me. Good times.
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 10:08
Bacon and pancakes sound so good right now.
CarlJ | 14-02-2016 12:31
howdy......Happy Valentine's Day.......got Jennifer flowers last nite.......no roses, she doesn't like them too well. Nikki was playing Minecraft most of the nite. Can't believe my mom will turn 86 tomorrow
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 14:28
Happy national depressed single teen day!
kalsonberry | 14-02-2016 15:26
Road trip to Tucson for the day!
JDolla | 14-02-2016 15:33
It's the kind of cold outside where my lighter won't work. It's literally too cold for fire.
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 15:42
We boiled water and threw it in the air and froze mid air.
Science.
Science.
zjenn4 | 14-02-2016 15:42
I wanna go to Tucson!
New Orleans is too wild for me. I couldn't live here. And the driving is crazy.
Good morning.
New Orleans is too wild for me. I couldn't live here. And the driving is crazy.
Good morning.
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2016 15:43
Definitely feeling better than I did yesterday but whatever I have, it's still in my system.
fishmunky | 14-02-2016 15:44
This kid will simply not stop shitting
we had like 2 packs of diapers I'm 99% sure i need to go buy more at some point today
and my wife informs me he just shit again, what the actual hell
we had like 2 packs of diapers I'm 99% sure i need to go buy more at some point today
and my wife informs me he just shit again, what the actual hell
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I'd like to dedicate this one to the amazing pizza parlor in my town.
Also dedicating this one to Jeremy's return.
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