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Joeyy
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Joeyy | 23-11-2015 02:32
Dedicated to Phil.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!
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CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 23-11-2015 23:06
I wish he'd stop chewing on my fucking carpet.


Really? Nobody is going to take this one? Fine.

That's what she said.
DonnyW
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DonnyW | 23-11-2015 23:08
Actually, I was thinking "your Dad is chewing on your carpet?" - since his previous post said "my Dad did".
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 23:10
Haha I had a feeling someone would say that about my dad, but no, I'm talking about the rabbit.

He's just so derpy.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 23-11-2015 23:15
Really? Nobody is going to take this one? Fine.


I guess the "stop" was foreign to me.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 23:28
Giggity.
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 23-11-2015 23:31
You all beat me to it.......

But anyway... I was going to post:

I wish he'd stop chewing on my f*****g carpet.
(so I don't get carded for quoting someone else saying this)

Ok Jeff (I know its Nova doing the chewing)... is it ok then if he "chews on your red carpet?" or "chews on your shoes?" instead? That way he listened to you! He "stopped"
chewing on my f*****g carpet
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 23:32
You wouldn't get carded. :p

He can chew on his house and toys, that's it, he isn't allowed to chew anything else.
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 23-11-2015 23:39
And tell me Jeff.....
What indication does Nova have that they are "his" things to chew on and everything else is "yours"? He is still baby bunny...not yet gone to obedience school yet!
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 23:41
I'm the king, he's a peasant.
DonnyW
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DonnyW | 23-11-2015 23:43
When Oliver was a puppy & going that chewing phase I would put a dab of hot sauce (like Tabasco) on whatever it was (mostly furniture like chair/table legs) and that would stop him immediately! He also chewed through an electrical cord that was, yes, plugged in! He only did that once, also!
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 23:46
Animals. Gotta love them.
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 24-11-2015 00:03
Anybody watch Z Nation?
zjenn4
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zjenn4 | 24-11-2015 00:33
YOU'RE A Z NATION
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 24-11-2015 01:17
There is gonna be so many pissed off Bills fans posting in rage tonight after they get their asses kicked.
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 24-11-2015 02:41
Good night,

First real snowfall of the year tonight, it looks like magic outside. Dog liked being out in the snow for the first time

Leafs on the TV, Gojira on iTunes, and a wonderful Sleeman's Dark Chocolate Lager to watch the game with. love this stuff.

Wonder if this Randomness will be done before baby boy arrives
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 24-11-2015 02:42
When's he due again?
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 24-11-2015 02:47
Feb 3, right after Groundhog Day
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 24-11-2015 02:55
Have you guys figured out a name yet?

I suggest Robert. :p
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 24-11-2015 02:57
We have name, but we're not telling

I can tell you Robert is no where near the list
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 24-11-2015 02:57
Damn. :p

I'm sure it's a good name.
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 24-11-2015 15:33
Are you on a lot of meds Lisa?


Nah, just citalopram for depression. And various things for the migraines.

Who decided it was a good idea to replace windows in November? Our office was cold enough before.

Haha, phone changed windows to Windows with a capital. I was talking about actual windows, you derp.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 24-11-2015 15:49
We are the lights,
the lights, the lights,
the lights, the lights,


God damn his new release was insanely good, can't stop listening to it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 24-11-2015 16:25
Well, there goes dinner. I had a leftover slice of pizza, but the microwave burnt it.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 24-11-2015 16:27
I would cry. That's like murder.
zjenn4
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zjenn4 | 24-11-2015 18:31
This nasty woman in Greenville, TN told me that their routing number was confidential and hung up on me. Routing numbers are public knowledge, they are NOT confidential. I can google it. So, I went to a website for their bank and left some feedback of my experience dealing with their institution.
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