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Joeyy | 23-11-2015 02:32

Dedicated to Phil.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:12

Better be benjamins

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:14

He's gonna give you them fancy washingtons

zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:18

He's gonna give you them fancy washingtons

Dang, oh how the mighty have fallen.

I must be losing my edge.

JDolla | 10-02-2016 04:19

Come on, at the very least chuck some tenjamins, show some class.

Captain_Keeta | 10-02-2016 04:21

Jen, how about we skip the poll dance and just go to a movie?

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:22

It's not you Jenn. It's him.

Captain_Keeta | 10-02-2016 04:25

Dammit Jeff.

Joeyy | 10-02-2016 04:25

Are these dirty American euphemisms? If so I'm gonna need to come up with British ones immediately.

Something something two Kate Middletons. Oh yeah.

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:27

Hey now! Kate is a classy lady!
Use Camilla

zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:27

lolz, Joey.

I do think Kate Middleton is pretty great, though.

zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:29

I can take a hint. My pole dancing skills leave something to be desired. Damn.

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:29

We here in the US like Princess Diana MUCH better than Camilla the lil hussy

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:31

LOL no way Jenn! Jeremy and Joe would give you some Jacksons. Maybe even a grant.

Jeff isn't at their level yet

Captain_Keeta | 10-02-2016 04:31

Jeff will get the ladies.

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:32

joey might even give you 89 Euros

zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:33

Not this lady. I don't rob the craddle, yo! Plus you wouldn't give me Benjis!

Joeyy | 10-02-2016 04:33

No one likes Camilla, Meg.

Aw, Jen. I'll bet they can get people going, even if "skills" currently means just a fire fighter jump and slide.

Joeyy | 10-02-2016 04:34

Excuse me. Excuse me. Euros? Excuse me.

zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:35

She meant Pounds!

zjenn4 | 10-02-2016 04:36

I'll bet they can get people going, even if "skills" currently means just a fire fighter jump and slide

I might be able to add a twirl in there, and perhaps hang upside-down.

Joeyy | 10-02-2016 04:37

Now that's pretty impressive.

megdoll187 | 10-02-2016 04:37

Excuse my lame currency knowledge. I've only ever been to Canada

I meant 69.13 British Pound

Captain_Keeta | 10-02-2016 04:39

Lmao.

Nova is being extra loud tonight.

CaptainStabbin | 10-02-2016 04:42

I'll make it rain jacksons and hamiltons for you Jen.

Captain_Keeta | 10-02-2016 04:43

Cheap.

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