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Joeyy | 23-11-2015 02:32

Dedicated to Phil.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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CaptainStabbin | 08-02-2016 22:46

Longest drive home that I can remember. Warwick streets and the highway were fucking terrible. Gotta say the local streets in lincoln were fantastic though. The relief of getting off the exit ramp that hadn;t been plowed and seeing just pavement on the city roads is just great.

CarlJ | 08-02-2016 23:18

getting out of here shortly. four days off....going to enjoy and rest. chat with you all later!

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 23:23

Have a good one Carl! Hope you will feel better.

Did abs tonight. The pain is awful.

Schatzi | 08-02-2016 23:24

I feel like everywhere got so much snow this winter & still is & we got like one storm. And it's been pretty warm for the time of year lately too.

Donn_Piano | 08-02-2016 23:25

The invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking.

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 23:33

Howdy pun man. How's it going?

I really wish I liked chicken because that's great for building muscles.

CarlJ | 08-02-2016 23:35

why don't you like chicken? there are so many things you can do and so many different tastes it can have. one of my main staples.....because it's cheap! thanks jeff...going to go play cards with Jennifer and a friend, then sleep.....

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 23:37

I don't like chicken because of the taste makes me gag. :/

Cards are fun! What card game are you guys playing?

Donn_Piano | 08-02-2016 23:38

It was really the invention of the broom that was sweeping the nation.

The_Room | 08-02-2016 23:41

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen them mall.

Cheater138 | 08-02-2016 23:43

I feel like everywhere got so much snow this winter & still is & we got like one storm. And it's been pretty warm for the time of year lately too.

I think we've had a total of like 8-12 inches this year... normally by this time of year we're buried in about 5-6 feet. It's been a strange winter. Suppose to get cold this weekend though, and it's not uncommon for that 5-6 feet to come all at once, so I won't count winter out until at least April.

Donn_Piano | 08-02-2016 23:46

I don't always try to mate with other whales, but when I do they won't humpback.

Joeyy | 08-02-2016 23:49

One day of snow for us. Now it's almost more like spring.

Ant's baby is adorable.

Cheater138 | 08-02-2016 23:50

Yes, I saw the pictures. Congrats Ant!

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 23:52

Congrats Ant!

zjenn4 | 09-02-2016 00:21

Went to file my taxes since my W-2 finally got here. Went to enter the 1095-A portion, and it's wrong. Effing United HealthCare has it down that I was only covered 2 months, but I have statements showing they took 3 payments. Plus the amounts listed that I paid are also wrong. These people are evil, it's like a neverending cycle of stupid with them. So yay, I'm on hold 20 minutes to try and fix this mess.

DaPunisher | 09-02-2016 00:37

If apple made a car...would it have windows?

Captain_Keeta | 09-02-2016 00:42

Why exactly are you making more accounts? Isn't one enough?

Lyrics_Lover_11 | 09-02-2016 02:02

Congratulations Anthony :-)

Making a spicy butternut squash and kale soup. The colour is nauseating but it will be delish!

Cheater138 | 09-02-2016 02:02

fking sinus pressure... can't... breathe...

Joeyy | 09-02-2016 02:04

I've never had kale, but that sounds potentially delicious.

Poor Jen, is that the company you've been having on-off trouble with for a while? Hope you/they get this problem sorted soon.

Captain_Keeta | 09-02-2016 02:05

I could go for some more pizza right about now..

Musicwizard211 | 09-02-2016 02:06

Do penguins have knees?

Joeyy | 09-02-2016 02:08

Didn't know you suffered from shitty sinus problems, too, Sarah. Mine have been OK recently, probably due to the milder weather (phew). Got anything in to help?

Captain_Keeta | 09-02-2016 02:10

Oh Steve Harvey.

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