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Joeyy | 23-11-2015 02:32

Dedicated to Phil.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

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Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 06:15

I think I know where you're going with that.

Any projects lately?

robdog2008 | 08-02-2016 06:16

house projects never end

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 06:17

I think the last project you mentioned was a deck build?

Hooray for being over tired.

robdog2008 | 08-02-2016 06:26

deck is pretty much finished, just got safety rail
latest is master bath, replacing shower and some major plumbing
creating access is the tricky part

that and keeping the friend emotionally sane
wear anyone out

Juliet86 | 08-02-2016 06:54

That goat and tiger story is insane. Russia can't have male-male friendship now?

roxcyn | 08-02-2016 07:29

Barroquejón - Wish you the best - love this cover so much!

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 10:29

We just had major plumbing done as well.

Another useless night of sleep.

CarlJ | 08-02-2016 12:35

alrighty then.....recap........game was so-so, congrats to the donkeys, I really hope manning retires. halftime was pretty good. I like some of coldplays songs, Bruno was good, no so much on B. The commercials lacked a lot.....the best..........
Helen Mirren...that was GREAT!
Doritos
Honda with the sheep....great idea for a sound system in a truck.
Heinz and the weiner dogs
Worst commercial? Toyota......yeah, let's advertise that our little prius can help you rob a bank.....sheesh...
And finally.....ANT........how are you and wife and .......Baby??? morning everyone

CaptainStabbin | 08-02-2016 12:50

Good morning vietnam! Stuck in a parking lot near the office due to a chemical spill.

CarlJ | 08-02-2016 13:02

wow, be careful joe. dang.

11 hrs to the end of my work week

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 14:01

Today's gonna be a long day.

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 15:07

Marshawn Lynch is retiring!

Lyrics_Lover_11 | 08-02-2016 15:19

blah hope work is quiet today. went home early yesterday from not feeling well and still not feeling the greatest today

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 15:56

This math is a killer today.

CarlJ | 08-02-2016 17:32

"i have a very bad feeling about this" --- sewage line may be cracked at my house.......

robdog2008 | 08-02-2016 17:52

yuk, thats not good

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 17:57

Looks like I get to clean a pool all day today. Fun stuff!

Cheater138 | 08-02-2016 18:58

Lynch hasn't flat out said retirement yet, but that picture he posted and then the teams responses are apparently suppose to be confirmation of it. Too bad he couldn't have a better final season, but probably a smart move with the nagging injuries.

CarlJ | 08-02-2016 20:52

$389 and climbing......crap.

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 20:55

I'm getting stuck with a night shift Friday. Oh well.

Lyrics_Lover_11 | 08-02-2016 21:52

Jeff, how long are your shifts usually?

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 22:01

Two - four hours

Shifts are short because I'm a minor and have a shit load of schoolwork to do and they want me to be able to get that done. Which it is getting done. :p

Lyrics_Lover_11 | 08-02-2016 22:11

Hey that's cool buddy! It's good you're getting some experience.

Lyrics_Lover_11 | 08-02-2016 22:11

It's hard to find a balance between work and school if you work more hours than that.

Captain_Keeta | 08-02-2016 22:29

And I'll be 110% honest, I love working! I don't even have time to think and I'm always doing something!

I vacuumed the entire pool today and I learned how to set up that tricky mechanism. Gotta say, wish I had done this last year.

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