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Joeyy | 23-11-2015 02:32

Dedicated to Phil.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 02:32

Lovely dedication.

I love this.

megdoll187 | 23-11-2015 02:37

Joey I love that ded

Joeyy | 23-11-2015 02:38

:] I was going to dedicate it to Jen and her cookies (which, now that I think about it, could be taken the wrong way, so that's lucky) but I think it had to be for Phil; I just didn't want to say a lot in case it made us sad to post here.

I guess mine would have to be Earth with their blue and greenness.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 02:39

Still very kind of you to do that.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 02:41

I really have no idea what mine would be.

Carson Palmer should be a golfer.

megdoll187 | 23-11-2015 02:41

And no Jeff. Scott did not know I was recording. Mike said after the second vid that he knew I was. They both decided they didn't "give a f*#ck red truck". The songs just keep getting better

zjenn4 | 23-11-2015 02:42

Naw, you made the right decision dedicating to Phil.

We can enjoy cookies later.

My goodies, my goodies, my goodies
Not my goodies

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 02:42

Scott needs to audition for The X Factor and let Howard Stern piss him off lol.

megdoll187 | 23-11-2015 02:47

Lmao negatory. But Hello played literally 3 times in 20 mins. And this was after a very deep conversation about why people like Adele so much. So they felt the need to sing along. And by deep, I mean I freaked out bc they don't think she's THAT great and I love her.

fishmunky | 23-11-2015 03:04

Adele's new album is wonderful

like super sad, but that girl can sing yo

megdoll187 | 23-11-2015 03:08

Exactly! Scott doesn't listen to lyrics like I do. So I get more out of her songs than he does

fishmunky | 23-11-2015 03:12

i mean the lyrics are likely put together by a decent team of writers

but her voice is fantastic. Rumour Has it is still a banger, Green day could have put that out and it would have been just as bad ass

Schatzi | 23-11-2015 03:17

I like Adele but I never listen to her albums because they over play her singles SO much. I don't even listen to the radio that much & I still feel like I hear them constantly.

fishmunky | 23-11-2015 03:18

I concur, they really play the hell out of her singles, i really only hear her when i'm in a fast food joint or a grocery store

that said her stuff is great, no shame that stuff is on my phone

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 03:19

Got a great plan for school this week! Really hoping to get economics done.

Schatzi | 23-11-2015 03:22

I think I heard her last album so much because I'm pretty sure they played it on the pandora station that we listened to at work. Now we get to listen classic rock most of the time which I appreciate. But yeah after I heart it so much without trying it doesn't make me want to go out of my way to listen to it.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 03:42

So do any of you guys remember over the summer I was talking about these "spots" I have on my back? I remember when I thought we figured out what is was but it wasn't it.

Apparently, it's called, "cafe au lait spots."

Joeyy | 23-11-2015 03:48

Café au lait spots are usually present at birth, permanent, and may grow in size or increase in number over time.

You didn't notice any before?

zjenn4 | 23-11-2015 03:49

Aw, they showed pics of Sedona (my home town) during the Cardinals game.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 03:50

I've never noticed them until last summer.

zjenn4 | 23-11-2015 04:10

If I played football, I'd want to play defense so I could go after the Quarter Back. Offense can have their glory scoring touchdowns, I wanna tackle the play maker!

Joeyy | 23-11-2015 04:21

Maybe they were too small before and now they've grown.

What do Tight Ends do?

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 04:23

The tight end is often seen as a hybrid position with the characteristics and roles of both an offensive lineman and a wide receiver. Like offensive linemen, they are usually lined up on the offensive line and are large enough to be effective blockers.

It is the job of the tight end, along with the fullback, to open up a hole in the defense for the tailback to run through. Tight ends can also be used along with the offensive linemen to protect the quarterback during passing plays.

Field positioning.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2015 04:29

Ouch, that was the hardest he's bitten me.

Little shit bit me right on my hand when I went and put his bowl back in his cage full of food.

Anyone want a rabbit that bites? :p

Joeyy | 23-11-2015 04:34

Your Wikipedia quote helps my understanding. I definitely know what the lineman and wide receiver do and what fullbacks and tailbacks are.

Since you mention TEs being large enough to be effective blockers I'm thinking this, and for opening up holes (...) in the defense I'm going with them carrying Dr. Nefario's fart guns around the field.

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