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Joeyy
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Joeyy | 05-09-2015 19:17
Despite all my posts here, I don't think I've actually ended that many of the Randomness threads. This one goes to whatever weird or/and dirty thing(s) XJeremy would want it dedicated to, to beards because it's World Beard Day, and to all of you.

Also to this.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!
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Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 17:41
Not unless she wants to yo.

Also not what I meant but yeah.
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 13-10-2015 17:49
What did you mean, then?
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 19:05
We're waiting Jeff.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 19:27
Lmao.

We've got all of our supplies ready for tonight's game! Super pumped!
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 13-10-2015 20:02
There is a word for that (whether it's a stable relationship or not)... I think it starts with an R.
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 20:08
So, absent of Jeff explaining himself, I'd say he's a future rapist.

Do you guys want to do another fantasy league after football? Maybe (insert whatever sport is next here, I don't really pay attention after football season)? I'd like to keep the competitive atmosphere going, it kinda unites the forum in a way. It also bumps activity up a bit here.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 20:10
If you say so.
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 13-10-2015 20:44
Is there any sort stuff that can be done with basketball? I don't watch it myself, but Gary likes basketball. Could be fun
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 13-10-2015 20:45
We'd be clueless again.
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 13-10-2015 20:48
I would be too if we're talking anything but football.
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 20:50
Im not sure what even plays after football. The only sport I wouldn't be up for playing is baseball. It requires daily attention and I don't have the patience/time
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 20:51
Fantasy Basketball is pretty fun.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 13-10-2015 20:59
Soccer never seems to end, but I doubt any of you would be up for it (except B) and I'm not really a fan either. I don't suppose fantasy tennis is a thing, haha.
FireWaterBurn6
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FireWaterBurn6 | 13-10-2015 21:36
All the ingredients are there for Jeff to be a lifelong virgin. That outcome seems more and more likely with every post.

I'm also imagining a movie scene where Jeff gets a 100% on a math test and is jumping around in his Hot Topic shirt with his nerd-fro yelling "Yay!! I finally showed those evil public school overlords that I'm not a complete dipshit!" Then the movie cuts to a scene in the teachers lounge during lunch where everyone is eating sandwiches and someone scrunches up their nose and looks across the table. "Hey, remember that Jeff kid?" "The kid with the weird hair who cried a lot and was a huge hassle?" "Yea, did he finally drop out?" "No, he's doing that goofy cyber school thing." "As long as he isn't here. What a whiny dipshit." *hearty chuckles fill the room* *teachers shake their head with a smile and go about their day*
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 21:46
You should write a book.
robdog2008
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robdog2008 | 14-10-2015 00:30
halfway there
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 14-10-2015 00:52
We won, 2-0!

Also I'd like this time to apologize for earlier. I didn't really mean for that to be said that way and I do apologize if anyone was offended.
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 14-10-2015 01:21
If you wanted to apologize you should have done it earlier instead of posting "Lmao" 5 hours ago. Future Rapist of America.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 14-10-2015 01:26
K.

I guess I'm allergic to body paint?
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 14-10-2015 01:43
Gary and I watched Focus the other day.. and there's this one guy in it, who's been in a couple of movies recently.. who looked very familiar to me, but I couldn't quite figure out why. Then it hit me... this!! Discount double check guy!
Schatzi
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Schatzi | 14-10-2015 01:44
People are awful. I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 14-10-2015 01:46
I thought he was being sarcastic in his original post. And perhaps by forcing he meant demanding, since, it not being obvious you were further quoting the show, it could have been interpreted as you demanding her to give you one (you know, from thousands of miles away).

But Saina took it well (no innuendo intended *cough*), so whatever.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 14-10-2015 01:47
I didn't know Rodgers had a touch down dance. It looks even worse than my dancing. :p

Something happen, Heather?
Schatzi
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Schatzi | 14-10-2015 01:52
Not really, I just find that generally people are awful & I'm not in the mood to deal with them when I'm already dealing with awful family members on a regular basis lately.
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 14-10-2015 01:54
He doesn't do it much anymore.. or at least they don't show it. Those commercials are a few years old too.
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