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Joeyy | 05-09-2015 19:17

Despite all my posts here, I don't think I've actually ended that many of the Randomness threads. This one goes to whatever weird or/and dirty thing(s) XJeremy would want it dedicated to, to beards because it's World Beard Day, and to all of you.

Also to this.

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saina | 13-10-2015 09:55

We've got a song, 'It happens only in India'. For example, living with your parents/parents-in-law for your whole life! O_O

P.S. I love my parents very much. But don't tell them, they already have a very big ego.

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 09:55

There isn't a reason why I can't say it...

Indeed I am. Minus English.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:59

So you don't like doing that, Saina?

What's going on with English, CK?

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 10:02

Hopefully I can get a few more hours of sleep before I start working in my classes today.

Also my name is Jeff... Not Jeffcito, not CK.

English schooling is buggy and haven't really done much with it because it doesn't really load still. They've been working on it but apparently don't understand basic lines of coding.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 10:05

So you're not doing your work due to the website errors? That sucks.

May I call you Captain_Keeta?

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 10:05

No, I am doing my schoolwork, just hardly any English. It's kind of putting me behind with it but it's not even my fault.

You can call me Jeff.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 10:08

Are they giving you zeros in English then? That seems crazy.

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 10:09

No, Scott, they understand that the students enrolled in that program aren't able to do their work so they're being lenient.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 10:11

That's cool, Jeff.

saina | 13-10-2015 10:22

I like showing my affections through my actions, Scott. That's all. Plus I don't wanna get teased by my parents. *shudders*

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 13:16

Why are you such a dick to Scott, Jeff?

Celine, a blowjob isnt with your mouth, it's with your heart. It's the best way to show your affections. (Before you freak out, Im quoting South Park.)

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 13:33

Damnit, I meant to say Saina.

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 13:52

I'm pretty thrilled to have this math almost done!

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 14:47

I got a 91% on my unit exam in my government class!

saina | 13-10-2015 15:42

*freaks out*

Thanks for the info. I hear so much about South Park but damn, I never get to watch it here.
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I'll be so happy if Modi government is able to bring Common Civil Code in India. It's about time to be secular actually. Oh yeah! CCC will make me rich.

Jokes aside, I feel that Muslim Laws are 'quite' outdated. We need reforms ASAP.

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 15:43

Meeting in about a half an hour. Should be good.

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 15:45

*freaks out*

Thanks for the info. I hear so much about South Park but damn, I never get to watch it here.

Doesn't mean I'm wrong though. Get on your knees and put your heart to work.

After 4 days off, today is absolutely dragging

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 15:48

Forcing the girl to give you a BJ is not cool bro. I mean, not unless you've had stable relationships by forcing the girl to do that.

I'm game for a girl wanting to give one but in all honesty, I think they are just disgusting. Probably because I'm young and inexperienced.

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 15:50

1 How am I forcing her exactly? And BTW, it is yet again a quote from South Park.
2 I'm not your bro.
3 Get a sense of humor.

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 15:50

Must have missed that episode.

saina | 13-10-2015 16:07

I didn't say that you're wrong.

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 16:58

Very impressive

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 17:32

My principal for my online schooling says I'm doing an excellent job! Makes me feel good to know that I'm proving that school wrong!

Juliet86 | 13-10-2015 17:36

I mean, not unless you've had stable relationships by forcing the girl to do that.

That would still not make it OK. Not sure what you mean.

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 17:38

Okay, he's edited that post 3 times, I saw it the first 2 times but not the 3rd. It is never okay to force someone into that shit Jeff. Pretty fucked up thing to say actually

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