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Joeyy | 05-09-2015 19:17

Despite all my posts here, I don't think I've actually ended that many of the Randomness threads. This one goes to whatever weird or/and dirty thing(s) XJeremy would want it dedicated to, to beards because it's World Beard Day, and to all of you.

Also to this.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Joeyy | 13-10-2015 01:24

Hahaha. That man who was really sweet and then said, "Fuck if I know", lolol.

And weird Scottish people.

Cheater138 | 13-10-2015 01:27

The Scottish people were soo lost, lol.

Liked the one who said he was Chris Evans too. Can't imagine I would recognize every famous person I may ever come across, but those two, I'm sure I would recognize... and be able to tell them apart.

CaptainStabbin | 13-10-2015 01:28

Im sure they discounted a bunch of people who actually knew who he was. That being said, lol.

4 day weekend comes to a close and it went by too damn fast.

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 02:58

Really? They're predicting snow this Saturday?

Schatzi | 13-10-2015 03:44

braaaainaaache. blerrrg.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 06:13

Hi! How is everyone doing? Hopefully Firefox will stop crashing due to flash. That -ish needs to die. Flash sucks and makes it crash so I have to try to use other browsers which is a PITA.

The conversation about periods is a little weird as I don't have them, but I'm cool with it. It's apart of the body and you have to do it, so why not talk about it? Now, I don't know how much support I can bring to the table.

Hm, I didn't even know Subway delivered, or did you just do take away (take out as we say in AmEn)?

Yippie skippy, I got paid from some of the sties I do.

Seriously, no one answered me. If you have T-Mobile, I really would like you to PM me, please.

Joe - your avatar makes me laugh,

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 06:47

Snow is disgusting.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 07:14

Don't mention that four letter word.

Schatzi | 13-10-2015 08:10

why do centipedes always appear in my room when I leave for five minutes in the early morning? I'm sorry I had to pee your presence is not wanted.

I have tmobile but I probably wouldn't be of any help since I've been on the same family plan since I was like 17 & have nothing to do with anything but paying my share.

saina | 13-10-2015 09:13

So I'm not the only one who discovers centipedes early morning. Thanks science for pesticides!

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:14

Those buggers are nasty! We have issues with little beetle bugs and gnats. I hate those darn things with a vengeance. I'm going send you a PM, ok?

saina | 13-10-2015 09:17

Why not!

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:21

We don't have problems with them, but I know my best friend did.

saina | 13-10-2015 09:27

Ooh! I remember one incident: We have a top load washing machine. Once mum was doing laundry and suddenly it started shaking and then stopped working. Mum unplugged the machine and opened the lid to check what's the problem. There she found four centipedes squirming on the surface of the water. Eeeeek!

Juliet86 | 13-10-2015 09:36

Well, Subway delivers here anyway. Pizza Hut doesn't. It's a mad world.

I haven't seen a centipede in years, thank heavens.

Schatzi | 13-10-2015 09:40

We mostly get them in our basement but I think since my room is next to the bathroom upstairs that's why I luck out with them coming in my room. We've had them get in our washing machine as well. Didn't stop it from working just had millions of centipede legs in with what was supposed to be the clean wash.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:40

Gotcha, Juliet. Subway definitely doesn't delivery in my city, but their competitor - Jimmy Johns does for a nominal fee. Maybe in the bigger cities here as NYC has a lot of places that deliver.

Ewww-Schatzi I'd go ape crazy if I saw them in the washer.

saina | 13-10-2015 09:45

Lucky girl!

I haven't seen them for more than a year. But the experiences leave you paranoid.
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It happens here too. My friend can't get pizza delivered at her home. It's like a policeman saying- "Sorry ma'am, your home doesn't come under our jurisdiction. Deal with it."

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 09:46

Oh my. Snow tomorrow?!

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:48

Saina - we have a lot of pizza places around so they deliver for a nominal fee. It's just the "big" guns (like McDonalds, Wendys, Subway, etc) that don't deliver. In the bigger cities like NYC I'm sure they do, but not in my town even though it's pretty big.

Sometimes, pizza places put blocks on streets if they've been robbed or killed. We always do pick up as deliver is a hassle.

saina | 13-10-2015 09:49

Oh my God! I am praying that nothing like that happens to anyone of us. Eww!

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 09:49

It only happens in Murica.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:50

CK - don't say it!

Captain_Keeta | 13-10-2015 09:52

Snow.

I've got a meeting today at 12:30 to discuss my progress with my schooling. Excited but a bit nervous.

roxcyn | 13-10-2015 09:53

Don't say it, man.

That's nice, are you getting all As?

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