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Joeyy | 05-09-2015 19:17

Despite all my posts here, I don't think I've actually ended that many of the Randomness threads. This one goes to whatever weird or/and dirty thing(s) XJeremy would want it dedicated to, to beards because it's World Beard Day, and to all of you.

Also to this.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Joeyy | 07-10-2015 20:37

No one's posting boob pics, Donny. Sometimes we just joke around.

Juliet86 | 07-10-2015 20:44

I didn't even mention my boobs, I only talked about a piece of clothing, haha.

CaptainStabbin | 07-10-2015 20:46

Who said anything about boobs Joey? Here I am, curious about the issues Lisa was having with wiring and bras and you have to bring boobs into it. All I wanted to do was help, with both hands.

Joeyy | 07-10-2015 21:03

I laughed, but bras go over boobs. Lisa said she wore a broken one today. You mentioned pics. Thus, her boobs would be in the pics.

Captain_Keeta | 07-10-2015 21:05

Boobs are nice.

Joeyy | 07-10-2015 21:14

Also, I have more experience with bras; I'll help.

DonnyW | 07-10-2015 22:00

Yeah, I get it, Joey. I think some of you are seriously humor-challenged. Or maybe I'm the only one who gets my witticisms

Joeyy | 07-10-2015 22:18

Oh, I just didn't register your second line of text. We have a couple of members your age who have said similar things and meant them. Good to know we don't have to censor ourselves for you. ;p

CaptainStabbin | 07-10-2015 23:47

To be fair, most of us wouldnt censor ourselves anyway.

Blue waffle, don't look it up.

Got home and couldnt be bothered to cook dinner, hello steak pizza.

Captain_Keeta | 08-10-2015 00:30

Ew.

Schatzi | 08-10-2015 01:08

Thinking I could still wear this bra after removing the wire was a mistake. It had snapped so I had to remove on one side. I really need new bras.

I feel like you would need to remove it from both sides for you to not have weird lift on one side but not the other. My boobs are too big for freeballin' bras. Underwire bras are the worst though. I used to have tons of problems with the wire poking through the top & sticking out in the middle of like a 10 hour shift.

DonnyW | 08-10-2015 01:16

Never been more glad that I'm a dude

Captain_Keeta | 08-10-2015 01:22

I don't think I could be a woman though.

Cheater138 | 08-10-2015 01:23

I always feel like I'm going to fall out of the bottom of any bra without the wire.

I do need some new ones as well. I have new-ish ones, but I only like one of them.

Captain_Keeta | 08-10-2015 01:25

Although getting hit in the balls is way more painful than giving birth. (According to the studies.)

Schatzi | 08-10-2015 01:25

I don't fall out of the bottom but it just makes this weird unsupported boob shelf where I would just rather not wear a bra.

I don't have tons of problems with my bras anymore but that's because I buy stupidly expensive ones but I still have trouble finding ones that I really like sometimes.

Cheater138 | 08-10-2015 01:30

I like the ones I have (the brand, I mean). I keep meaning to get another one or two, but other things come up first. The ones I get aren't stupidly expensive, but more expensive than like... Walmart bras.

Captain_Keeta | 08-10-2015 01:30

We lost tonight, 0-2. Fans didn't like our cheering and were annoyed that we had a snare drum... Haha.

Schatzi | 08-10-2015 01:49

I usually spend like $60 per bra but that's so expensive for something that just holds my boobs in place.

Just crushed my moms soul when I told her how expensive it is to buy a french bulldog. & how hard it is to find one for adoption in this area because I've looked before.

Captain_Keeta | 08-10-2015 01:59

Oh hamburgers.

Cheater138 | 08-10-2015 02:02

This is my current favorite place for bras. They range from like $35-50 mostly. Not bad.. and they're currently buy one get one 50% off which makes me really want to order a couple.

Schatzi | 08-10-2015 02:06

I love Aerie but basically all of the bras in my size there are push up bras which is the last thing that I need. Freya is my favourite but I typically have to buy them from figleaves which ships from the uk.

Joeyy | 08-10-2015 02:34

Never been more glad that I'm a dude

Give it a few days.

CaptainStabbin | 08-10-2015 02:37

I've never wanted a conversation on here to be more in person than this one. I feel like there would be a lot of demonstrations going on and it'd be nice.

Shes got a way about her, dont know what it is.

Captain_Keeta | 08-10-2015 02:44

Where dey at doe.

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