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Joeyy | 05-09-2015 19:17

Despite all my posts here, I don't think I've actually ended that many of the Randomness threads. This one goes to whatever weird or/and dirty thing(s) XJeremy would want it dedicated to, to beards because it's World Beard Day, and to all of you.

Also to this.

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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Captain_Keeta | 04-10-2015 16:54

I'm craving taco salad.

Juliet86 | 04-10-2015 16:56

I got rid of most of the "friends" who would post crappy shit.

I think there are slightly more males in the world. Or in Sweden anyway.

Very short visit from my parents today. Just enough time to complain about my messy flat and go out to eat.

Captain_Keeta | 04-10-2015 16:59

What was that website that combined your Facebook statutes to make funny sentences?

Juliet86 | 04-10-2015 17:49

Not sure I want to tell you again after you spammed us with them last time.

Captain_Keeta | 04-10-2015 17:56

lol k.

This is a good ass game.

fishmunky | 04-10-2015 18:21

Congrats on the boy, Ant. I'm happy to have a boy. He's a monster sometimes. But I would gladly take the surprise wrestling matches, bugs, and dirt over all things girly. I'm not cut out for all of the dramatics that come with girls.

I've been an important guiding hand in raising my sister, I'm not worried about the drama. I just think the world in a lot of ways is catered to men more. Hell even the internet, try to be a woman on reddit or twitter and have an opinion about sexual assault or sports, it's a lot of grossness, and i have no idea how I'd protect/prepare a girl for how gross the rest of the world would treat her based on gender, especially behind the anonymous veil of the internet.

With a boy i just have to raise to have some basic human empathy and I'm hoping he'll turn out okay

Joeyy | 04-10-2015 20:54

I'm thankful my family are pretty cool and my niece is raised knowing it's OK to like whatever the hell she wants to like, be it colours; games; films; whatever. For tricky subjects, books help and are great conversation starters.

Speaking of the munchkin, we made a stegosaurus out of jumping clay earlier. The box gives you a "skeleton" to mold around. Probably our most decent arts and crafts thing so far, ha.

Captain_Keeta | 04-10-2015 21:02

Yawn. What a lame day.

Cheater138 | 04-10-2015 21:14

We made the one you sent Bryan a while back. I'll have to find it and send you a picture

Captain_Keeta | 04-10-2015 21:20

Mom ordered a new wine rack and I had to put it together. Glad I know how to do shit like this.

Joeyy | 04-10-2015 23:02

Congrats on being able to follow instructions. ;p

Cool.

Joeyy | 04-10-2015 23:03

(Jeff's response: There were no instructions.)

Bought this v-neck earlier.

Captain_Keeta | 04-10-2015 23:16

No there were clearly instructions.

PracticePractic | 05-10-2015 00:33

I see Joey is getting in the Christmas mood early as usual! Excellent T!

Joeyy | 05-10-2015 01:15

I actually dislike Christmas, haha. But I'm stuck with it and the t-shirt relates to my favourite TV show.

CaptainStabbin | 05-10-2015 01:17

I feel the same way about Christmas. I'm kind of looking forward to the Goosebumps movie with Jack Black and I'm ashamed of that. The new Peter Pan movie doesnt look half bad though

Captain_Keeta | 05-10-2015 01:37

Did the pointless quiz die?

PracticePractic | 05-10-2015 02:26

My bad Joey.....I seemed to remember you running at least 2 if not more Christmas-themed games this past year (and some on other years) and posting about gifts you are giving..... but if you really dislike it you're doing a great job of making the best of it...some of us here can learn from you how to take bad things and make them better!

(Yes I know Mutant Enemy Production Co--you like Buffy I assume.. I'm more of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. fan)

zjenn4 | 05-10-2015 02:36

We can start a club, Christmas Haters. I'd be in that club too. I like Thanksgiving, and doing my own thing for it. I usually watch all of the Harry Potters for Thanksgiving.

Captain_Keeta | 05-10-2015 02:44

I like the 4th of July because I can blow shit up and Halloween because it's the only time of the year where it's semi-acceptable to walk around with shaving cream and throw it at people.

FireWaterBurn6 | 05-10-2015 03:37

Christmas, children, Dave and Busters.... I don't think some of you like anything.

DonnyW | 05-10-2015 03:43

Sad, huh?

Captain_Keeta | 05-10-2015 03:53

I like sleeping.

DonnyW | 05-10-2015 04:14

I like music, pizza, and ... Christmas!!!

Schatzi | 05-10-2015 04:50

I'm kind of looking forward to the Goosebumps movie with Jack Black

I get super excited when I realized there was a goosebump comic book & maybe sort of really want it.

I wish I could only work three shifts every week but alas I cannot. I'm just happy that I'm back to five instead of six again.

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