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Joeyy | 05-09-2015 19:17

Despite all my posts here, I don't think I've actually ended that many of the Randomness threads. This one goes to whatever weird or/and dirty thing(s) XJeremy would want it dedicated to, to beards because it's World Beard Day, and to all of you.

Also to this.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Cheater138 | 03-10-2015 02:20

MIL likes to "save" all sorts of animals from whatever situation they're in. So she often ends up with dogs who don't have much time left anyway.
She has a thing with horses too.. which is more of just not being able to settle on one she likes/works well with than actually having the horses live out a full life. She's had 14 horses over about the last 6-8 years. She'll get one, try training it, have an issue with training it, sell it and get another one.

misfitgurl444 | 03-10-2015 02:33

That's a lot of horses.

Joeyy | 03-10-2015 03:13

That is a lot of horses. My first girlfriend had all the animals. Dogs, cats, ducks, chickens, rodents, other birds. Not horses, but I believe that's changed since then. And her dad had a goat.

And catfish. I am not a fan of catfish.

Captain_Keeta | 03-10-2015 03:28

Cheesefish is where it's at.

Joeyy | 03-10-2015 03:59

Alas, they've yet to confirm the existence of the elusive cheesefish.

Joeyy | 03-10-2015 03:59

TIP: Don't forget the question mark! Here's one if you don't remember what it looks like: ?

Oh QuizUp.

PracticePractic | 03-10-2015 04:45

Alas, they've yet to confirm the existence of the elusive cheesefish

Be careful what you ask for Joey..... wishes can be granted

elusive cheesefish

Schatzi | 03-10-2015 05:58

It's so weird having no pets now. It was so weird getting used to just having one pet. I'm so pet deprived I even want a cat again.

robdog2008 | 03-10-2015 06:50

hopefully solved that computer issue, arcsoft software sucks

FireWaterBurn6 | 03-10-2015 07:05

Heartburn is 100x worse than Hitler. It must be the anti biotics, but my heartburn is just crazy right now. Even tried not to chew tobacco since sometimes that makes it worse. I downed an entire bottle of Pepto too, but no dice. Sux brah.

indiechick_ | 03-10-2015 11:47

i don't think i've ever had heartburn, but it does not sound fun.

CarlJ | 03-10-2015 11:59

morning all......Hi Dee....are you a celiac? Asking after catching up on Randomness....my 8yr daughter is a celiac....I share some great recipes if you are.

In other news, it's my Saturday at work....it's been a rough week.

Captain_Keeta | 03-10-2015 13:19

I get heartburn when I'm anxious. And when I eat food.

Cheater138 | 03-10-2015 13:51

[Url=http://s21.postimg.org/ygfm8wnev/IMG_20151003_092711.jpg]This happened last night... [/url]

Captain_Keeta | 03-10-2015 15:10

They need to change the spelling errors thread to "MCSMeister finds the spelling errors in this site."

CaptainStabbin | 03-10-2015 18:03

Glorious day to sit back and relax.

What are you folks up to today?

Captain_Keeta | 03-10-2015 18:18

Looks like we're going to Dave & Busters for my cousins birthday today. Beats sitting at home.

Joeyy | 03-10-2015 20:14

Or 'Obsessed Guy Insists Every Sentence on the Site is How He Wants it'.

Joeyy | 03-10-2015 20:15

My heartburn seems to occur randomly.

Had Mil today. Tired.

CaptainStabbin | 03-10-2015 20:16

Or 'Obsessed Guy Insists Every Sentence on the Site is How He Wants it'.

Lol

Captain_Keeta | 03-10-2015 20:53

Okay, Dave And Buster's service is so shitty today. We just waited over a half an hour for our drinks.

CaptainStabbin | 03-10-2015 21:34

Or they could just be really busy. Dave and Busters food is shitty anyway

Cheater138 | 03-10-2015 22:20

Why would you wait if it was taking that long just for drinks? I'd have left after 20 minutes.

CarlJ | 03-10-2015 22:49

getting out of this nuthouse......is it another week to Pointless 43?

Captain_Keeta | 03-10-2015 23:14

So basically here's how the rest of the time at DnB's went...

After we got our meals, the fire alarm went off and we all had to be evacuated because the building is extremely new and I guess a fire had caught somewhere in the building but it was quite small. So we all got our meals taken away and they brought out fresh meals. Absolutely insane. People were freaking out because they thought someone was gonna attack us or something. It was just a crazy night.

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