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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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roxcyn | 01-07-2015 00:36

On the show, Jeff? That is a funny show, but sometimes they piss me off. I would punch them IRL if they did that stuff to me or wanted me to do the jokes they did.

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 00:38

Honestly, that's pretty sad. Those guys do what they do best - make other people laugh.

roxcyn | 01-07-2015 00:41

What's sad?

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 00:42

That you'd punch them for being funny and making jokes...

roxcyn | 01-07-2015 00:43

Some of it is so extreme, though.

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 00:44

...I've been watching for awhile and nothing has been extreme...

CaptainStabbin | 01-07-2015 01:43

Obnoxious assholes like that should be shot.

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 01:56

Also pretty sad.

Playing monopoly and it's the boxer dog version.

fishmunky | 01-07-2015 02:16

Catastrophe is probably one of the better shows i've seen in the last little while. Rob Delaney is a better actor than I would have thought

Canada Day tomorrow, means I'm gonna sit around the house drinking beer and watching stupid team over pay for free agents in the NHL

Blessed Life

JDolla | 01-07-2015 02:26

We're off friday in observance of the 4th which falls on saturday. I took thursday off to extend the weekend because I'm a scheduling master and I have a boss who gives no fucks so long as we get our work done on time.

Would have been awesome, but now I'm gonna spend a good half of thirsday balls deep in small engine repair. I do decent with mechanical work, but i don't care for it at all. Maybe beer will help, maybe it will hurt. One thing is certain though, beer will be involved.

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 02:30

I effing blow at monopoly.

roxcyn | 01-07-2015 02:42

My cousin always beat us when we played with our grandparents. Jeff, you're playing online version?

Sparkling Ice Strawberry Lemonade is so flipping amazing!

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 02:58

The board game.

Joeyy | 01-07-2015 03:03

It's been a while since I played Monopoly, but I had a game of Scrabble with my Mum earlier. A flying ant landed on the neck of my tank top during the game; my Mum tried to swat it away, thought it had fallen down my top, and so pulled it down and started hitting my chest. :/

Schatzi | 01-07-2015 03:41

I've always found monopoly just dreadfully boring. I don't think I've ever finished a game of monopoly.

zjenn4 | 01-07-2015 04:12

I saw a Zelda Monopoly in Barnes & Noble. I think I want.

FireWaterBurn6 | 01-07-2015 04:59

Monopoly blows

zjenn4 | 01-07-2015 05:06

Fair enough, I won't invite you to play it.

So if these scissors say 'Garden Center' on them, does that mean my Grandma stole them from Walmart when she worked there?

zjenn4 | 01-07-2015 05:24

Bop bop bopbop bop bop

Schatzi | 01-07-2015 05:30

Two-ish weeks until my best friend is in town again & I can't wait for drunken adventures.

Joeyy | 01-07-2015 05:31

I still have Pokemon Monopoly from my younger days. There are some cool versions of the game now - seems everything gets its own board - but it's an expensive game. People wanna play Monopoly with me, they're just going to have to put up with being Clefairy.

Juliet86 | 01-07-2015 05:34

I haven't played my Doctor Who Monopoly yet. Jen, come play with me.

Schatzi | 01-07-2015 05:37

I'm cool with everything having board games. I just wish that it wasn't always a version of monopoly.

FireWaterBurn6 | 01-07-2015 06:03

I regularly play Trouble and Sorry every day at work. I've become a strategy mastermind.

Captain_Keeta | 01-07-2015 08:45

We have Zelda monopoly, Jenn.

Not too fond of having to get up in two hours.

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