Randomness Is The Answer #180

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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Spacebound | 29-06-2015 05:44

Rush

Juliet86 | 29-06-2015 10:17

I also get easily annoyed with people in movie theatres. But during trailers? That's when it's OK to talk!

So quiet in the office today. And I'm all alone in the lunch room. But it's kind of nice for a change. As long as it's not all summer.

CarlJ | 29-06-2015 11:41

I will go multiple times to see a movie if its good. I've seen Jurassic World three times...first with Nikki....then took Jennifer a few days later...then we double dated with a friend of hers and Nikki was with us as well. So i've seen it three times, Jennifer and Nikki twice....good movie..you miss stuff the first couple of times.

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 11:50

Ted 2 was absolutely amazing.

CarlJ | 29-06-2015 12:01

so on my previous four days off.....someone took my office chair and swapped it with a broken one. found mine at a coworkers desk....and it's broken now as well. awaiting new chair hopefully this week. sitting in a chair now that is about 20 yrs old and very uncomfortable

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 12:37

My dog's battle wounds are healing very well.

FireWaterBurn6 | 29-06-2015 14:28

Went to the bar with a group Saturday including the girlfriend. Ex girlfriend was there. Hadn't seen her in like 4 years. Her and my current girlfriend have hated each other for eternity. No fireworks. Everyone was mature and adult and we just ignored each other. My dreams of oil wrestling with my penis as the champion's prize remains a dream.

CarlJ | 29-06-2015 16:14

ready for a nap

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 16:18

Drove the new truck! Brakes are amazing and it turns so much more easier! I love it!

saina | 29-06-2015 17:02

There should be a collection of funny posts by FireWaterBurn6 and JDolla.

saina | 29-06-2015 17:09

Today, I saw an unhygienic way of keeping the mouthpiece of the earphones near the mouth. Take the wire into your mouth and talk away. Eww!

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 17:52

Just finished my bike ride! Feels great.

JDolla | 29-06-2015 18:06

There should be a collection of funny posts by FireWaterBurn6 and JDolla.

There is. It's called Randomness Is The Answer, and you sons of bitches keep interrupting us.

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 18:10

It's what I do best.

Joeyy | 29-06-2015 18:24

There is a funniest posts thread somewhere.

CarlJ | 29-06-2015 18:54

40 min nap....come back, a bazillion phone calls from drivers.....should have stayed asleep

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 19:07

No summer school!

CarlJ | 29-06-2015 20:36

the friend who introduced me to Jennifer just told me that she got engaged over the weekend to her guy....very excited for them.

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 20:56

Ran into my grandma walking her dog down at the park and informed her about the exiciting news! I'm so glad I can move on to my last year.

JDolla | 29-06-2015 21:01

There is a funniest posts thread somewhere.

I don't think it really gets used anymore.

On a related note, it's getting to be forum awards time again, and I'm pretty sure I volunteered to run it this year after certain *ahem* batshit crazy events last year. So if anyone has any suggestions or is strongly opposed to it happening, let me know.

Joeyy | 29-06-2015 21:16

Could always bump it.

I think they're in August, but could be mistaken. I have zero interest in being involved, though I'd host it if you hadn't volunteered. Last year's wasn't worth it. I'll probably contribute to the comments if it goes ahead, though.

Joeyy | 29-06-2015 21:19

I've failed at identifying the bugs I saw on my walk earlier, but succeeded in making my skin crawl.

CarlJ | 29-06-2015 21:34

not a big deal to me. could live with or without the awards.

Captain_Keeta | 29-06-2015 21:35

Time to chow down on some subs.

Joeyy | 29-06-2015 21:37

I mean, it was fun and different, but all the fuss made by a certain someone sucked the good out of it for me.

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