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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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Juliet86 | 26-05-2015 16:39

Yeah, that story's true. The one about the woman getting her intestines ripped out from flushing a toilet while sitting on it is false.

I had a fear of drains after watching 'It', but I'm OK with them now.

Juliet86 | 26-05-2015 16:43

What happened to the warmth?

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 17:01

You can have the warmth from my school. It's gotta be around 90* in here.

Cheater138 | 26-05-2015 18:45

I'm pretty sure the intestine thing was on Rescue 911 before too, so it's happened more than once.

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 19:14

Today has been a long, hot day. Looking like rain now.

CaptainStabbin | 26-05-2015 19:26

So I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. See if I can keep my cool and not fly off the handle when people don't do their job, etc. It's proving difficult.

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 19:34

What is this Charlie Charlie challenge?! Lmao!

robdog2008 | 26-05-2015 20:49

its so stupid to watch live, 9 out of 10 nothing happens

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 21:15

It's fake I guess. Just tried it and the only thing I got out of it was an annoyance.

PinkFloyd | 26-05-2015 21:24

I admire people that have patience like that, Joe. That is something I will never have in the workplace. Outside of work I feel like I have a lot of patience though. Customer service can be shitty, but customers are allowed to be stupid, you're not. You're paid to do the job and do it right. I hate slackers.

Joeyy | 26-05-2015 21:42

My patience levels vary depending on the situation. I have quite a lot with kids, but when I'm trying to get a round a supermarket...sometimes I feel a little murderous.

PinkFloyd | 26-05-2015 21:49

Oh, there's another one I don't have patience for. Forgot about those little things. I actually think I have patience for children, just not their cruddy parents.

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 22:42

You guys must have great patience considering you put up with me.

JDolla | 26-05-2015 22:50

We don't put up with you. we just can't seem to get you to go away.

Like a bad case of pubic lice.

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 22:52

Speaking of going away, I can't get rid of this free U2 album still.

And ew.

robdog2008 | 26-05-2015 22:58

lol, jeff not lice
no need to get rid of him
hes a great character to put up with

Captain_Keeta | 26-05-2015 22:59

Damn right I am.

Cheater138 | 26-05-2015 23:18

I don't mind it being hot outside, I actually prefer it over cold weather... but I hate the stickiness that comes along with heat in New York.

robdog2008 | 27-05-2015 00:21

yes humidity with heat is killer

CaptainStabbin | 27-05-2015 00:25

It's not easy, and I feel like I'm constantly being tested to see if I break. I have a lot of patience outside of work, which often translates to people thinking I'm an overly nice guy, which leads to being walked all over; until I lose my shit.
I hate driving behind people who aren't cognisant of others on the road. I dont mind if you're in the high speed lane doing 50, unless you're slowing other people down. At that point, you need to move. Same goes for people who travel at the same speed side by side on the highway, blocking people from passing. The left lane is the high speed/passing lane, if you're at the same speed as someone in another lane, you need to move.

Cheater138 | 27-05-2015 00:25

Ordered my diploma today. Officially graduated, I suppose? I'll post a picture once it comes in.

Captain_Keeta | 27-05-2015 00:29

I just run around naked if it gets to be like that.

PinkFloyd | 27-05-2015 00:38

I haaaate driving on freeways/highways. I avoid them at all costs. I had to drive on the highway when moving my sister, it was so stressful. People need to pick a lane and stay there. -.- There's no reason you need to weave through traffic just so you can get to Walmart 2 minutes quicker.

CaptainStabbin | 27-05-2015 00:41

I weave when necessary, but never in and out of traffic like some people do.

PinkFloyd | 27-05-2015 00:46

Unless you're on your way to the hospital, there's no reason to drive like a crazy person. And I meant weave more like those who don't know how to use signals and can't stay behind one car for more than 10 seconds. I can't see that being you. I am the calmest driver, strangely. It helped whn I got my new car, woo.

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