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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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Captain_Keeta | 03-09-2015 21:44

Just finished my workout. Today was back day.

fishmunky | 04-09-2015 03:27

AC busted, hottest weekend of the summer coming up, grand stuff

im sure a pregnant lady and a furry puppy deal super well with a shit ton of uncomfortable heat right?

Captain_Keeta | 04-09-2015 03:34

My dad is working a 21 hour shift tomorrow. Wtf.

Schatzi | 04-09-2015 04:21

grocery shopping day is the worst day. I love food too much & I want to eat all of it. & I kind of have.

Joeyy | 04-09-2015 04:48

I wish we had the hottest weekend of the summer coming up. You'll have to buy a few cheap fans, Ant.

Haha. Then the next day would be grocery shopping, too.

Joeyy | 04-09-2015 05:04

And thanks, Practice.

Schatzi | 04-09-2015 06:05

Everyone always tries to ruin my exaggeration fun. I didn't eat it all but I will half eat 50% of it because I want it all.

Juliet86 | 04-09-2015 07:08

At least it's early in the pregnancy. I imagine being very far along would be worse in the heat. (I may be basing this on 'Father of the Bride 2'). How is she feeling otherwise?

Captain_Keeta | 04-09-2015 17:10

Been working on PIG or Participation In Government for most of the day today.. My brain hurts.

Joeyy | 04-09-2015 21:04

Aw, I was only joking.

Oh yay, another series of World's Weirdest Events.

Joeyy | 04-09-2015 21:13

New £20 and £5 coin coming out to commemorate Queen Elizabeth II overtaking Queen Victoria as our longest reigning monarch (9th of this month). Definitely ones to get.

In fact, I think I'll do so now.

Is that a school subject?

Captain_Keeta | 04-09-2015 23:55

Yeah it is.

roxcyn | 05-09-2015 00:19

It's good that your brain hurts, Jeff.

Captain_Keeta | 05-09-2015 00:22

Lmao sure.

It's been hard to get anymore work down because everywhere I go, it's about 90*. Not complaining about the weather, just simply stating that it's a distraction towards me.

roxcyn | 05-09-2015 00:27

Get back to work Jeff!

Captain_Keeta | 05-09-2015 00:28

Don't tell me what to do.

Besides, it's Monopoly time.

roxcyn | 05-09-2015 00:31

Let's play then!

Captain_Keeta | 05-09-2015 00:41

Our football team combined with one of our rivals this year because not enough people would play. Well first of all, the coach is a complete asshole, second of all, all the seniors last year graduated having less players obviously and lastly, no one wants to play anymore because everyone is playing soccer for some reason.

roxcyn | 05-09-2015 01:02

Why don't you play soccer then?

Captain_Keeta | 05-09-2015 01:02

Why would I play a sport I dislike?

Joeyy | 05-09-2015 01:03

You don't play any sport, do you? You're not even physically at school.

Captain_Keeta | 05-09-2015 01:05

That's right, but, I still may be able to play baseball for my school.

Even though I don't physically go to school, I'm still a student there.

roxcyn | 05-09-2015 01:06

Well if you're friends are playing why not for a bit?

Captain_Keeta | 05-09-2015 01:07

No point in playing a sport I have no interest in.

I'll only be playing baseball if I'm allowed too, and if my grades are decent. I should be done with school by March, so that's something to look at.

Cheater138 | 05-09-2015 01:10

I don't understand how playing soccer affects playing football. The seasons don't overlap whatsoever...

I went to school with guys who did football, basketball and soccer/baseball... One sport per season. (Soccer and baseball do overlap, so can't do both of those)

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