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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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Cheater138 | 29-07-2015 00:28

slightly sunburned on my chest and legs. Sleeping tonight might be uncomfortable.

Joeyy | 29-07-2015 00:37

Got some after-sun lotion?

Cheater138 | 29-07-2015 01:00

No, but I should be fine by morning. I don't usually burn, and when I do it calms down pretty quick.

JDolla | 29-07-2015 01:05

Not tryin to brag, but im totally gonna, Johnny from Nothing More bummed a smoke off of me.

zjenn4 | 29-07-2015 01:51

They've (Police) been searching for this missing kid and in the process they keep finding unrelated dead bodies. They found one that has been there a year near a mall, and they just pulled this car with a body in it out of a retention pond right on the corner where I work.

CaptainStabbin | 29-07-2015 01:54

Seems like there's an awful lot of unexplained dead bodies in florida. Would have thought the gators/crocs would have taken care of that.

Free Brady.

fishmunky | 29-07-2015 02:03

Whoever the Pats are playing in week 5, I'm betting the Hard on the over, angry Brady smash.

CaptainStabbin | 29-07-2015 02:07

He'll be playing week 1. They'll issue an injunction that will allow him to play until the case is closed in court.

fishmunky | 29-07-2015 02:12

I doubt it, I think they take the suspension, Brady spends 4 weeks taking it easy and comes back and destroys, if the Pats are 2-2 when Brady comes back they win the division easy

CaptainStabbin | 29-07-2015 02:13

They're filing for the appeal in federal court tomorrow

Captain_Keeta | 29-07-2015 02:23

Hot tubbing might be one of my favorite things to do now.

FireWaterBurn6 | 29-07-2015 02:26

Brady won't let this go, ever. It's like one of those situations where you meet a cute girl at a bar and randomly talk for a few minutes and exchange numbers but somewhere during the conversation you told a white lie that turned out to be unnecessary. But you'd rather live the lie than explain what an idiot liar you are, so you go on a few dates and she thinks you lost your sense of smell and you play along while deflecting cnversations about smells around your friends.

How many lols will be had if Brady stalks this out til next season and then just retires!

CaptainStabbin | 29-07-2015 02:29

We'll see what happens with the case. If they rule his way and wipe away the suspensions and show how fucked up this whole thing was it'll be interesting to see how Goodell reacts.

FireWaterBurn6 | 29-07-2015 03:04

It's obvious to me that Brady is lying, but for some reason I want to see him win this ongoing battle.

fishmunky | 29-07-2015 03:25

of course he's lying, but it's not like it matters, Pat's were winning that game with fully inflated balls and tommy terrific in traction.

I love bellichek, gonna break my heart when Brady doesn't have it anymore and he ruthlessly cuts him like he's done with every other expensive past his prime star

JDolla | 29-07-2015 03:32

Aaaand fucked up at the Gwar Bar.

Joeyy | 29-07-2015 04:24

Burrito. Taco, taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco, taco.

Nice, Jeremy.

JDolla | 29-07-2015 04:28

And now we're fucked up with the basist from nothing more.

Joeyy | 29-07-2015 04:52

Hold back the river, let me look in your eyes
Hold back the river so I
Can stop for a minute and see where you hide
Hold back the river, hold back

Sounds like an awesome night, hope you took some pics.

roxcyn | 29-07-2015 08:06

A burrito bowl sounds good right about now.

Captain_Keeta | 29-07-2015 11:17

A toilet bowl would be good for me after a burrito bowl...

pikagirl | 29-07-2015 11:18

hey peoples . had an amazing day today . graduation is coming up so quickly . nearly finished school whoop whoop .

Captain_Keeta | 29-07-2015 11:20

That's great pika! I'm looking forward to my graduation in June. :p

roxcyn | 29-07-2015 11:21

Nice to here, Pika.

Captain_Keeta | 29-07-2015 11:36

Still questioning as to why I'm awake, but whatever.

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