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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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Juliet86 | 06-07-2015 16:40

But that wasn't the point of the conversation. Regardless of whether you need help, you can surely imagine (or remember) needing it.

Juliet86 | 06-07-2015 16:40

It's been raining today, but it's still hot.

saina | 06-07-2015 16:48

It's same here. It rained and still I sweated like a pig.

Joeyy | 06-07-2015 16:57

It's not hot here. It's 13/55 here. In London it's 22/72. Rude. :p

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 17:12

What is that giant ass white spot at the top of the page?

Joeyy | 06-07-2015 17:17

I don't see one.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 18:25

It was my page because it hasn't loaded all the way.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 21:40

Even more sunburnt... That sunscreen didn't help...

CaptainStabbin | 06-07-2015 23:26

Beef Stroganoff for dinner, boom.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 23:36

Was there an explosion?

Joeyy | 06-07-2015 23:46

Maybe later.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 23:53

People who say that they want buns of steel obviously never wanted buns of cinnamon.

zjenn4 | 07-07-2015 00:45

I think I may have to seriously consider finding a way to get a new car. =/
I think my alternator is dying. Which sucks, because I've already had to replace it within the past 5 years AND I JUST put a new battery in before I went to Arkansas. I was already going to take my car in tomorrow to fix the a/c, the crack in the windshield and see about the check engine light (which most likely was the alternator). On my way home today, after I stopped at the post office, my car barely started and the battery light kept flickering. Then, while driving, the ABS light came on, then my dashboard went out and I don't even know if my lights were still working. It was raining out and my wipers couldn't work because of no power. Probably the most dangerous way to drive. So I barely made it home, and it looks like I will need to be towed to my car appointment tomorrow.

Ugh, this really sucks. There is no way I can afford a car payment.

Cheater138 | 07-07-2015 00:45

Small plexiglass box dropped into an ocean full of great whites? I'm not sure I could bring myself to get in it.

zjenn4 | 07-07-2015 01:02

Just modern day dinosaurs, Sarah.

Captain_Keeta | 07-07-2015 01:03

Aloe Vera does not help.

Cheater138 | 07-07-2015 01:06

I would love to see one for real some day, but I don't know if I could bring myself to get out of the boat/in the water with one.

CaptainStabbin | 07-07-2015 02:08

Wow Jen, glad you made it home safe though. Maybe the alternator from 5 years ago is still under warranty?

Captain_Keeta | 07-07-2015 02:09

That was the fastest game of monopoly ever.

CarlJ | 07-07-2015 12:20

so, after a trip to urgent care when my right hand swelled up...no one knows what bit me, but the dr things it was a spider......and my spidey sense is tingling. lol

antibiotics, ointment and zyrtec......and two hours of sleep. gonna be an interesting day!

Captain_Keeta | 07-07-2015 13:32

Left my air conditioner on all night. Brr.

zjenn4 | 07-07-2015 13:49

Thanks, Joe. Glad I made it home too! I am waiting on the tow truck to take me to Honda. I decided trying to drive there was a bad idea. That and, the car was having troubles starting.

Joeyy | 07-07-2015 14:34

Maria needs to take a breath and relax a little; get her confidence back.

Glad your hand sounds like it's gradually on the mend, Carl.

The swelling looked pretty bad.

CarlJ | 07-07-2015 15:40

thanks Joey...the swelling has really gone down today....it itched like crazy yesterday knuckles hurt too as the bite is just about in between two of em. the heat and redness has pretty much gone too

Captain_Keeta | 07-07-2015 15:47

Four miles was enough today considering it's already 80* out. Can't remember the last time I've been this sweaty. Felt great to go ride in the sun though.

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