Randomness Is The Answer #180

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PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 17:25

This one goes to Piggly Wiggly, which was my intended win, and Sinkhole de Mayo.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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roxcyn | 06-07-2015 01:28

Wow! I'm (we're) way behind on the queue - 173 new songs to review.

Does he like animals? Maybe a vet!

zjenn4 | 06-07-2015 01:32

Seriously neighbors?! How could you possibly still have firecrackers left?!

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 01:32

Lmao.

It'd be great if this damn game could end. Monopoly takes far too long.

zjenn4 | 06-07-2015 01:39

My friend just posted that she's looking to hire an assistant varsity volleyball coach and a JV head coach at her school. I don't have the coaching experience, but I know volleyball. I'd love to apply for the assistant varsity coach position (which would be assistant to her), but with my crazy work hours, even if she was able to consider me I don't think I could accept. =/

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 01:41

This is so shitty when your opponent has both blue properties and they have hotels on both. I lose.

roxcyn | 06-07-2015 01:41

Seriously?! It looks like they're all from Snap. I didn't even know the robot had to go through the review process.

fishmunky | 06-07-2015 01:42

ZOOKEEPER!

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 01:44

Simpsons are the best.

roxcyn | 06-07-2015 01:52

They're all repeats, what's the dealeo Snap?

Looks like I'll go through them all, and transcribe some of the songs that I promised to help. See you guys later.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 02:03

Snap is still recovering from all of that drinking he did.

CarlJ | 06-07-2015 11:41

"Gonna need a bigger boat" Love shark week. just wish i could watch more.

In other news....it was a great weekend with Jennifer.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 13:09

Possibly getting a new computer today.

CarlJ | 06-07-2015 13:26

first meeting this am......oh, joy....

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 14:01

So that girl that got high during my driving class a few weeks ago just got busted for doing drugs in public. Makes me laugh so hard.

CarlJ | 06-07-2015 14:51

so the huddle meeting is now held in the drivers lounge...field trip every morning! oh, joy.......smh...

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 15:48

Yep, definitely gonna need sunscreen today.

Juliet86 | 06-07-2015 16:03

I had an ice cream yesterday and afterwards the roof of my mouth felt like it had been scolded by hot food. Still feels that way now. Can ice creams create that feeling?

Yes, cold things can do that too.

Never said I did, I just don't need anymore help because it's all fixed

Which means you'll never need help from anyone ever again. Right... Have you ever heard of a hypothetical situation? Or empathy?

JDolla | 06-07-2015 16:14

I decided not to use the word empathy because i figured he didnt know what it meant and you know he isnt going to look shit up on his own.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 16:14

Indeed I have, I just don't require any further help considering the fact I don't even have a computer and not to mention I'm sure I can figure it out on my own with the power of Google search.

Joeyy | 06-07-2015 16:21

Indeed I have, I just don't require any further help considering the fact I don't even have a computer

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Possibly getting a new computer today.

I'm sure I can figure it out on my own with the power of Google search.

That's why no one can find work in the IT field any more. Oh, wait...

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 16:25

Ah yes, one of these days.

CarlJ | 06-07-2015 16:29

crappy bug bite......

Joeyy | 06-07-2015 16:29

It was just silly.

It's starting to feel like we've had our summer already.

Captain_Keeta | 06-07-2015 16:30

It can't possibly be snowing there already. :p

Joeyy | 06-07-2015 16:37

Haha. Just more grey skies and rain.

My bug bite's no longer itchy. I didn't turn into Spider-Joey.

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