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Bee98 | 30-03-2015 01:41
I'm sure getting kicked in between the legs on a guy would hurt more.
Joe, I accidentally hit a guy there with a ball that I had kicked and he dropped and stayed on the ground for a while. I felt so bad since I did it to one of my own friends. I'm sure that I don't want to know how bad it is since I've never dropped and then stayed down for at least a minute just because of pain. I've stayed on the ground because of pain and other things for at least a minute though.
Joe, I accidentally hit a guy there with a ball that I had kicked and he dropped and stayed on the ground for a while. I felt so bad since I did it to one of my own friends. I'm sure that I don't want to know how bad it is since I've never dropped and then stayed down for at least a minute just because of pain. I've stayed on the ground because of pain and other things for at least a minute though.
Cheater138 | 30-03-2015 01:43
I would say childbirth trumps you being kicked in the balls, but we'll save that argument for a time when I'm not the only one here to have experienced that.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 01:49
Not always. What hurt my mom the most when she gave birth to me was not the delivery itself but the fact that I tore my mom on the way out. I was impatient and my head wasn't domed when I came out so it depends on the women.
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 01:52
All this, "getting kicked in the balls" subject is really making me cringe.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 01:58
I'm not surprised.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 02:10
Having almost all guy friends has taught me a lot about a guy's mind.
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 02:12
I've learned a lot from girls.
They want chocolate, hate periods, hate wearing a bra in public, like Yo Berry, hate other women and smell like Hollister.
They want chocolate, hate periods, hate wearing a bra in public, like Yo Berry, hate other women and smell like Hollister.
fishmunky | 30-03-2015 02:20
Having kidney stones was described to me by my father as "birthing a razor blade out of your dick"
so i mean, that sounds unpleasant
so i mean, that sounds unpleasant
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 02:21
Jeff, out of those, I only want chocolate(because I'm addicted to chocolate and not allowed to have it), and hate periods.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 02:24
Fishmunky, that does sound unpleasant. My dad says that the kidney stones sound like they would be worse than getting kicked.
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 02:30
F that. I'd rather get kicked.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 02:31
I'm sure there's times where it's better to be a girl and times where it's better to be a guy.
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 04:53
Ended up walking over to a friends house for a get together and a party. Arizona wasted.
fishmunky | 30-03-2015 06:12
in almost every way its better to be a guy
There was a Patrice O'Neal bit about it, and it was amazingly true
there's a load of institutional sexism that exists, and outside of women controlling desires with the Vagina, almost every advantage exists for men. we don't carry babies, we don't menstrate. There are definitely societal issues that exist for guys too, but overall if it was an option I'd renew being a guy every year if it was an option. Life is great if you're a dude 95% of the time
There was a Patrice O'Neal bit about it, and it was amazingly true
there's a load of institutional sexism that exists, and outside of women controlling desires with the Vagina, almost every advantage exists for men. we don't carry babies, we don't menstrate. There are definitely societal issues that exist for guys too, but overall if it was an option I'd renew being a guy every year if it was an option. Life is great if you're a dude 95% of the time
Cheater138 | 30-03-2015 11:24
I was told by my biology teacher in high school that kidney stones are an equivalent for guys to giving birth. So there's that.
Quite honestly though, the actual birth part wasn't as painful as the 20 hours leading up to it. Not even a little.
Quite honestly though, the actual birth part wasn't as painful as the 20 hours leading up to it. Not even a little.
JDolla | 30-03-2015 11:37
I've passed small stones before, probably bladder stones, and it was the worst pain imaginable for a very short period of time. Rather be kicked in the testicles.
CaptainStabbin | 30-03-2015 12:17
Yeah that's not an argument I'd even make. You(women) win that round. However we are more vulnerable with our stones just hanging out.
The worst part about being kicked in the balls isn't even the kick or the pain, it's the lingering discomfort that spreads to your entire body before it fades away. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than have them grazed.
Happy Monday you assclowns
The worst part about being kicked in the balls isn't even the kick or the pain, it's the lingering discomfort that spreads to your entire body before it fades away. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than have them grazed.
Happy Monday you assclowns
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 13:13
I special in being an assclown.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 15:06
I'm not sure if it's a happy Monday for me yet. My body's still being weird so it's good that I have spring break this week.
Bee98 | 30-03-2015 15:59
CaptainStabbin | 30-03-2015 17:00
Found a bunch of old N64 and Super Nintendo games yesterday while cleaning. Rogue Squadron and GoldenEye were among them.
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 17:26
Well, we know what Joe is doing now. Damn lucky.
JDolla | 30-03-2015 18:13
Rogue Squadron was my shit.
Captain_Keeta | 30-03-2015 18:50
I wanna play the original Mario Party. "Finish!"
FireWaterBurn6 | 30-03-2015 18:56
Kevin Hart Stand up was funny as hell. All three openers killed it as well. New Found Glory was pretty sick but they were better in the fall. One of the openers piqued my interest, Turnover. Turnstiles was great too in a completely different way but my hate if hardcore dancing was too strong. Girlfriends parents own cats, gonna be an issue until I find the right allergy meds to combat those damn cats. Currently taking recs.
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