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Captain_Keeta | 06-03-2015 01:19

Quite unfortunate that I took the win this time. So sorry.

I dedicate this Randomness to AronChupa's song, I'm An Albatraoz, eBay, and AA batteries.

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Joeyy | 23-05-2015 23:58

I'll forgive you then.

PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 01:12

Hate when everyone is helping someone move except there's that one jerk that stands around but still gets the free pizza. On top of arriving late probably took in like 5 boxes and then talked the rest of the time.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 03:58

Another successful bonfire!

fishmunky | 24-05-2015 04:27

Vermette, incredible stuff.

sleepy now.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 04:38

Sleepy indeed.

How's Rogue?

Joeyy | 24-05-2015 04:42

I'm so annoyed at Australia. No more Royal Family for you!

CaptainStabbin | 24-05-2015 04:43

Must've been a small course. Not bad though.

Eat a dick, and choke on it.

Two of my really good friends finally hooked up!

Always a bridesmaid and never the bride ay Jeff?

Fucking long ass day

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 04:48

Why do I need to choke on a dick?

And I guess? Is that a trick question?

Juliet86 | 24-05-2015 07:44

I don't have enough boxessss.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 12:19

Tell that to Pika, Joeyy. :p

CaptainStabbin | 24-05-2015 14:30

Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
Ill leave when I wanna

How's the weekend for you folks?

PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 14:39

Rainy and cold again, sorry guys, I feel like Jeff lately annoying you with all of my weather woes. And sore as hell from moving furniture and boxes. But at least we're done. My sister's hilarious. We watched a show on sinkholes a few days ago, and now she thinks because she hears a few creaky noises, that her new house is going to collapse in to one. Sinkhole de Mayo.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 14:41

I feel like Jeff lately annoying you with all of my weather woes.

Not my fault this weather has got my body more confused than a 12 year old going through puberty.

CaptainStabbin | 24-05-2015 15:03

How'd the rest of the move go?

PinkFloyd | 24-05-2015 15:17

It still took us longer than we planned. We rain in to more rain, and had some lazy people. Luckily we were able to find one guy to help us. Other than that it was 5 girls, which is fine, but we're all kinda small girls and she has a heavy ass couch, and a couple of those big dresser type things, and a china cabinet.

After that, every part of me is sore. It's probably mostly the stairs, sooo many stairs. They are evil. So, free back rubs, foot rubs, calf rubs (sounds weird) may be in order here.

CaptainStabbin | 24-05-2015 15:18

I'll be right over

Joeyy | 24-05-2015 16:04

Calf rub.

Joeyy | 24-05-2015 16:07

Haha, Sinkhole de Mayo, brilliant. We always forget the name of This Is the End when there's a Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, etc. question on Pointless.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 16:08

I could go for a calf rub.

saina | 24-05-2015 16:15

Massage, you mean?

I massage with oil to get rid of aches or cramps. Since, applying other oils results into sticky body parts and stained bed sheets and clothes, I favour baby oil. And when I feel very, very lazy, I use body lotion.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 16:16

Also, I wouldn't mind having a cute girl stand on my back.

Joeyy | 24-05-2015 16:20

You can't see her cuteness if she's stood on your back.

For massaging yourself or others, Saina?

saina | 24-05-2015 16:25

When I give massage to someone else, it's upon them to choose if they would like medicated oil, or baby oil or balm.

Captain_Keeta | 24-05-2015 16:29

That's why you gotta get to know the girl first. :p

saina | 24-05-2015 16:29

Cute girl standing on your back, you say? It reminded me of Lucy Liu's massage scene in the Charlie's Angels.

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