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Captain_Keeta | 06-03-2015 01:19

Quite unfortunate that I took the win this time. So sorry.

I dedicate this Randomness to AronChupa's song, I'm An Albatraoz, eBay, and AA batteries.

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Joeyy | 23-05-2015 04:12

Well sometimes I do like to go around bra-less with holes in my t-shirts. ;p

Joeyy | 23-05-2015 04:14

I Googled "one nipple piercing" and there was an image of a woman with a big, moldy-looking hole in her breast as a result of an abscess - not even on the nipple area - and yeah. My stomach didn't like that, ha.

PinkFloyd | 23-05-2015 05:36

Now I have to google that.

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 12:49

I smell like a bonfire and stale farts.

Joeyy | 23-05-2015 15:08

Did you see it? Not a lot flips my stomach, but that was horrifying.

Eurovision later, woooooo.

Cheater138 | 23-05-2015 15:36

Eating the trimmings from Bryan's birthday cake. Yum!

Joeyy | 23-05-2015 16:01

What flavour is it?

Cheater138 | 23-05-2015 17:04

It's vanilla but one layer is blue and one is red

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 17:10

And my horrific event of terror is now over.

Juliet86 | 23-05-2015 18:26

I think I'd prefer just one. On someone else, none for me.

One of the annoying things about packing is you can't just throw things in boxes, you have to plan. A box full of just books, for example, will be too heavy, so you end up with stupid combinations like books/shirts and DVDs/socks.

fishmunky | 23-05-2015 19:08

False a box filled with just books lets you work on correct deadlift form like a boss

brother's first show in Toronto tonight, big moment for his band, so I'm pretty excited for him

dog is super cute, first weekend without annoying visits and distractions

Happy Memorial day weekend to the yanks here planning on getting Sunday drunk without Monday consequences

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 19:56

Glad the weather warmed up.

CaptainStabbin | 23-05-2015 20:17

Played 18 today and I'm absolutely wasted atm. I need to go out for a bachelors party in 2 hours and I don't think I can last the night.

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 20:20

How'd you shoot?

CaptainStabbin | 23-05-2015 20:22

I shot a 96

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 20:23

What was the par for the whole 18?

CaptainStabbin | 23-05-2015 20:24

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 20:28

Must've been a small course. Not bad though.

Juliet86 | 23-05-2015 21:49

False a box filled with just books lets you work on correct deadlift form like a boss

Oh, I'm not worried about lifting it. I'm worried about the box breaking.

Cheater138 | 23-05-2015 22:27

Must've been a small course. Not bad though.

What? Do you even golf? Average par for any golf course is between 70-75. Par of 76 would be a pretty average size course.

Juliet86 | 23-05-2015 23:11

I think it's 70 where my brother golfs. I looked it up because he golfed 114 yesterday and I had no idea if that was good or not

. He only started a few months ago.

Joeyy | 23-05-2015 23:40

Two hours ago? You were posting during Eurovision? You're going to have to be punished.

fishmunky | 23-05-2015 23:42

Oh, I'm not worried about lifting it. I'm worried about the box breaking.

need to buy those like plastic/rubber storage type boxes. cardboard, much like the googles, do nothing

Juliet86 | 23-05-2015 23:53

It was during the drums, I think.

Yeah, those are obviously better, but they can't be folded. I had enough trouble getting these home.

Captain_Keeta | 23-05-2015 23:56

Two of my really good friends finally hooked up!

Bonfire round 2.

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