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Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 06-03-2015 01:19
Quite unfortunate that I took the win this time. So sorry.

I dedicate this Randomness to AronChupa's song, I'm An Albatraoz, eBay, and AA batteries.

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pikagirl
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pikagirl | 06-05-2015 23:05
just got our yr 12 jumpers yay .
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 06-05-2015 23:28
yeah well it wouldn't work for me before so I had to wait but I found something to do while waiting
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 06-05-2015 23:52
If you wear a dress to work for the first time after wearing pants forever, people say it looks good and they encourage you. If I do the same thing, people say it makes them uncomfortable and I have to have a meeting with HR.

Fuckin double standard.


In Fairness though it's because you insist on wearing a dress with a tight hemline just below the thigh

and insist on sitting open legged

....without wearing underwear

It needs to be back in the 50s (or whenever mad men took place). Women in dresses showing some leg. Men drinking scotch and smoking cigars while slaying all the secretaries. Life was good.


60s, and life was awesome, if you were a white dude, life kinda sucked for the secretary getting slayed because it was the only way to keep a job

I remember reading that Stephen King Time travel novel about stopping the JFK assassination, and it was like, the good old days, and then rattles all the reasons that nostalgia is kind of horse shit.

Gonna watch hockey yo
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 06-05-2015 23:56
It's that time of the week again! Survivor time!
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 06-05-2015 23:58
oh its Thursday hart of Dixie tonight .whoop whoop
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 07-05-2015 00:46
Bought new shoes today, another new thing I picked up from work. Before I started here I had one pair of sneakers, one pair of boots and one pair of flats. I now have 3-4 pairs of flats, a couple heels (low, cuz I still don't like high heels), a couple pairs of ankle boots, tall boots, and my sneakers. Need to get a pair of sandals or two with the weather warming up as well.
But I never cared about shoes before, now I like having options.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 07-05-2015 01:22
I like boots on a woman.

I still don't own many shoes. My regular pair of trainers, a spare pair, and funeral shoes - up until recently when my friends had me get flat pumps for the wedding. It hasn't instilled in me a desire to buy more.
Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 07-05-2015 01:25
Also, skinny jeans/pants... I wear those now on occasion too.
CaptainStabbin
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CaptainStabbin | 07-05-2015 01:28
60s, and life was awesome, if you were a white dude, life kinda sucked for the secretary getting slayed because it was the only way to keep a job


I'm a white dude so life would have been great. Nowadays you have all this equal pay stuff that women want and nailing your secretary isn't cool anymore. Bill Burr makes some excellent points on equal pay:

Joeyy
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Joeyy | 07-05-2015 01:40
Yeah, I can't get on board with the skinny jeans. :p I used to wear really flared ones. I feel like I can't get away with them as an adult, but sometimes I miss them. :p
Olivia_Ka
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Olivia_Ka | 07-05-2015 01:49
I believe Ray is doing some site modifications.

Um, that's right. I saw this message on my profile pictures page...
This page is currently not available due to maintenance to the system.


I'd like a 4/4 instead of 5/3. P(ar)ity...
Schatzi
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Schatzi | 07-05-2015 02:57
I miss wearing dresses to work. I need a big kid job or a rich husband.
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 07-05-2015 03:03
holy crap why do I keep falling asleep in class . should learn not to Skype at 12am with my US best friend\boyfriend . never again
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 07-05-2015 03:03
You just answered yourself.
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 07-05-2015 03:16
yeah I really don't care if I did or didn't
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 07-05-2015 03:48
I'm a white dude so life would have been great. Nowadays you have all this equal pay stuff that women want and nailing your secretary isn't cool anymore. Bill Burr makes some excellent points on equal pay:


Love Bill Burr,

Biggest problem with the bit it that it still assumes that antiquated ideas of women and children first still rings true, which I'm unsure if that all still works out the way he angrily yells about it

I guess a Chivalry surchange makes sense, but it does make him come across like a douche bag.
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 07-05-2015 04:10
I want to move out of home and travel around the world already . 4 months and a bit until school is finished . graduation dinner all booked and ready to go . need to find a dress and shoes and get hair and make-up done
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 07-05-2015 06:39
I can't really seem to get tired tonight.
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 07-05-2015 07:30
I'm trying to keep myself busy but it's not happening
Schatzi
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Schatzi | 07-05-2015 10:29
Our work changed to paycards if you weren't signed up for direct deposit which I wasn't. I was too lazy to go to the bank to get a voided check because I stupidly convince myself that paycards wouldn't be so awful. But ugh no. I was wrong. This is the worst. I hope I can switch to direct deposit. I want no part in this.
JDolla
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JDolla | 07-05-2015 10:43
In Fairness though it's because you insist on wearing a dress with a tight hemline just below the thigh

Above the thigh. I keep it classy though, accessorize the balls and whatnot.
fishmunky
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fishmunky | 07-05-2015 11:00
i assume there must be a testicular equivalent to vajazzling

so i believe you bro
pikagirl
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pikagirl | 07-05-2015 11:03
wow it is 9:02 pm I'm usually in bed by now but I'm waiting on the footy show to start .
JDolla
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JDolla | 07-05-2015 11:07
Oh vajazzling, one of the 3 or 4 practices I learned from Blue Mountain State that are pretty critical to everyday life.
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