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Captain_Keeta | 06-03-2015 01:19

Quite unfortunate that I took the win this time. So sorry.

I dedicate this Randomness to AronChupa's song, I'm An Albatraoz, eBay, and AA batteries.

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Joeyy | 05-05-2015 02:13

Why do you have the US date? Check your monarch, people!

Captain_Keeta | 05-05-2015 02:14

Quit copying us dammit.

Cheater138 | 05-05-2015 02:16

Technically, Australia gets to the next day earlier than the US, so we're copying them.

Captain_Keeta | 05-05-2015 02:18

We lack originality. :|

Joeyy | 05-05-2015 02:18

Haha, that's true. I'll forgive them then.

MastersaArmsFan | 05-05-2015 04:08

My mom was doing great today, and then all of a sudden spasms took over her right arm, and she lost the ability to speak. I am just getting to my room now. LSI playing in the background. Time to relieve some stress...

pikagirl | 05-05-2015 04:16

yeah so you should

sorry that were a day ahead of the US

Captain_Keeta | 05-05-2015 06:35

You should be! :p

Juliet86 | 05-05-2015 10:48

Hope your mom is doing better, Aseret.

I was so absorbed in my book this morning that I missed two subway stops.

CaptainStabbin | 05-05-2015 13:38

Barriston Selmy goes badass and owns 15 sons of the harpy and theres rumors of a topless scene with Sansa Sunday. Game of Thrones...catch the fever.

I bought the Jurassic Park books again; they are so much better than the movies.

Hows your mom feeling today Aseret?

Juliet86 | 05-05-2015 18:38

Bah. That's all.

Joeyy | 05-05-2015 18:44

", folks"

Captain_Keeta | 05-05-2015 19:12

Finally decided to drive my dads truck!

JDolla | 05-05-2015 23:16

Sneak Peak of the aforementioned Sansa

Cheater138 | 05-05-2015 23:39

Gave the kid a haircut tonight. I'm getting better at it. Done within 10 minutes and it looks pretty alright.

fishmunky | 05-05-2015 23:58

i just saw ads for the dumbest shows ever

Can't believe Juve won today

I keep losing my train of thought

CaptainStabbin | 06-05-2015 01:08

Sneak Peak of the aforementioned Sansa

That was just cruel

Captain_Keeta | 06-05-2015 01:42

Is there a way to change an artist's name on here?

Joeyy | 06-05-2015 02:10

As long as the artist's name is actually wrong, people use the Moderation Repetition thread for that. They put the correct and incorrect name (clearly labelling which is which) and at some point one of Ray's women will change it.

CaptainStabbin | 06-05-2015 02:15

lmao, Rays women. That guy knows how to do it, a platoon of women, who I assume and hope are Charlies Angels-esque assisting with lyrics...and anti-terrorism. Would that make Sarah bosley or however you say his name?

Joeyy | 06-05-2015 02:18

Haha. I never remember their names, it's terrible.

zjenn4 | 06-05-2015 02:26

Why, hello there.

fishmunky | 06-05-2015 02:29

Glad we went with Charlie's angels rather than Romney's binder full of women

zjenn4 | 06-05-2015 02:30

There must be something in the water, or in my case the wine, I am starting to like dresses. Maybe it's because I pretty much work with all guys and I want to really feel more like a girl? Or maybe because I finally found a store that has dresses I like, that aren't super short, and that fit me. Or maybe because I am 30 now, and well, dammit!

CaptainStabbin | 06-05-2015 02:32

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and the Jets.

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