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Captain_Keeta | 06-03-2015 01:19

Quite unfortunate that I took the win this time. So sorry.

I dedicate this Randomness to AronChupa's song, I'm An Albatraoz, eBay, and AA batteries.

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Schatzi | 22-04-2015 01:10

I need to buy a better copy of Paranoid. My moms old beat up copy just isn't doing it anymore. The pops & cracks are becoming a bit too much on Planet Caravan.

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2015 01:17

Taking back what I said about not having a murderer in my town...

Wife killed her husband in a town very close to me and buried the body in manuier. Now, this crazy psycho bitch is being held in MY town's prison with NO BAIL.

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 01:19

Why not download it and just burn a copy?

Cheater138 | 22-04-2015 01:20

I heard about that Jeff.. terrible thing and she's a terrible person for it, but I giggled a bit that their last name is "Mess", heh.

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2015 01:21

Makes me so sick to my stomach Sarah. Seriously can't believe that.

Schatzi | 22-04-2015 01:31

Why not download it and just burn a copy?

I could but I'll usually just listen to on spotify if I'm going to play it on my computer or the such. But I'm also one of those really annoying people that listens to records & spends too much money on them.

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 01:54

Hipster

pikagirl | 22-04-2015 02:00

so much shit is going on right now . honestly so f****ing confused .

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 02:09

Hey Jeff, maybe she just wanted better manuer.

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 02:09

Correction, manure.

Schatzi | 22-04-2015 02:11

Hipster

I know & that word brings lots of shame to me. The only thing I can say in my defense is that I actually grew up listening to records & have always had a record player. Even if it was my slightly shabby little portable record player.

pikagirl | 22-04-2015 02:13

I don't want anybody right now except a hug from a friend or a family member .

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2015 02:14

Probably shouldn't joke about that Joe...

pikagirl | 22-04-2015 02:16

little brother on the way to Canberra . two days with the younger sisters and the older sister yay .

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 02:22

Oh it's suddenly not funny when it happens near you? Imagine that.

You don't come across as one of those preachy hipsters, so it could be worse.

pikagirl | 22-04-2015 02:24

wait what's happening and about what ?? I'm so confused .

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 02:26

Read the thread Pika and you'll understand.

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2015 02:26

Never really said it was funny man.

Fkin calluses. These things are the worst.

pikagirl | 22-04-2015 02:30

yeah I read through the thread .
just realised that our teachers funeral is not far from starting . so sad and wish I could be there for my yr 12 classmates and teachers that went .

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2015 02:33

South Park was making fun of John Edwards. I love it.

pikagirl | 22-04-2015 02:35

playing uno with a twelvie

Schatzi | 22-04-2015 02:40

You don't come across as one of those preachy hipsters, so it could be worse.

I was once told that I liked a lot of hipster things but wasn't actually a hipster. I don't think I'm a preachy hipster? At least I hope to god that I'm not. I think the most hipster thing about me is that I listen to records?

CaptainStabbin | 22-04-2015 02:42

I don't think you're a preachy hipster either.

Schatzi | 22-04-2015 02:54

appreciated =)

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2015 03:01

Never knew hipster was an insult. Learn something new everyday.

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