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Guess Who 7: Criminal Minds

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JDolla
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JDolla | 24-01-2015 13:40
The Rules

Participants will be given some type of subject from which to make a choice (favorite book, what you wanted to be when you grew up, etc) and will submit their choice to the host via PM by the submission deadline (see below).

Once all submissions have been collected, the host will post a list of all the submissions, (along with the host's submission plus one fake submission) in alphabetical order, and a list of the submitters and host in alphabetical order.

Participants will have until the second deadline to try to match the correct submitter with the correct submission and post it in this thread. Please remove your name and answer from the list and then whichever one you believe is fake. Anyone is allowed to participate in this portion (other than the host) regardless of whether or not they submitted a choice.

After the second deadline has passed, the host will post the correct answers, along with the total number of correct guesses by each guesser. Obviously the winner is the person with the most correct guesses. The winner receives the opiate of their choice and the loser will be sent to a maximum security prison.

The Scenario

The cops knock on your door and tell you that things have been pretty slow lately and you've been pretty good, so you get a free pass to commit a crime. No rape or murder, and assaults have to be either minimal or hilarious, but other than that it's fair game. What are you going to do?

The Deadlines

Submissions in by January 27th, midnight LSI time.
Guesses in/answers posted January 30th, midnight LSI time
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Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 26-01-2015 21:51
Who said we have to rush in with our answers?
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 26-01-2015 21:54
Someone might steal your crime.

Ba-dum-tsh
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 26-01-2015 22:00
Haha. Yes. Someone (B) stole lasagna from me last time. I'll be surprised if someone's already said this one though.
PinkFloyd
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PinkFloyd | 26-01-2015 22:02
It was more for those who never participate.
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 26-01-2015 22:04
But then isn't it more likely that they don't want to participate rather than laziness? The game might not be everyone's cup of tea.
indiechick_
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indiechick_ | 26-01-2015 22:06
I should've picked that crime

Stealing all the lasagna
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 27-01-2015 02:28
A delicious crime! I should have done something like that!
Saina1712
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Saina1712 | 27-01-2015 11:49
I agree, why I didn't think of that? Stealing every delicious bit of food.
indiechick_
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indiechick_ | 27-01-2015 12:55
answers yo, i am curious to the extent of the criminal inclinations of my peers
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 27-01-2015 13:54
My mind can't comprehend what you just said.
JDolla
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JDolla | 27-01-2015 14:00
Illness put me off my game. I will finish putting things together and post it on my lunch break. Sorry.
indiechick_
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indiechick_ | 27-01-2015 16:44
no worries, i was sick too during my hosting round

i'm coming to the conclusion that hosting guess who gives us diseases
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 27-01-2015 16:45
This game is an STD.
JDolla
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JDolla | 27-01-2015 17:19
And of course I'm swamped at work and won't be able to take lunch.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 27-01-2015 18:34
It happens, don't worry about it. Hope you feel better soon.
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 27-01-2015 19:08
Hey Jeremy hope you feel better soon...

Bruna and Jeremy... the benefits of this Guess Who? is that its just a fun game!
Supposed to bring you good feelings.... whether you run it or just participate in it.. hope its not spreading unhappiness and sickness around... that was never my intent in creating it!

Whenever you get to it Jeremy... #1 your health, #2 your Job, #3 your roof over your head (old and new home) all take precedence before a game on a Forum..... we're here to support you and that should mean we forgive any problems and extend a helping hand when you need one!

Good Luck with everything Jeremey! Get well soon!
JDolla
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JDolla | 27-01-2015 20:48
Thank God you said something Practice, I was getting ready to do it anyway and lose my job. But now that I know that my job is more important than a forum game, maybe I'll wait. How did I make it this far in life without your guidance and advice?
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 27-01-2015 20:55
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 27-01-2015 21:01
A good sense of humor like that will help you keep that job and rise up in the ladder of success too Jeremy..... I just advise everyone the same, for I've met many a poor soul on the web who has those priorities severely reversed .....

Have a good productive day then!
JDolla
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JDolla | 27-01-2015 23:39
Alright folks, I have finally gotten everything together

The Submitter

Captain Keeta
CaptainStabbin
CarlJ
Cheater138
indiechick_
JDolla
Joeyy
kalsonberry
PinkFloyd
PracticePractic
Saina1712

The Submissions

Break into some dickbag's car and hide cheese in the compartments on a hot summer day (paraphrased)

Casino heist

Gone in 60 Seconds-esque car heist (stealing 50 cars in one night)

Kidnap Joey, handcuff her to a bedpost, force her to watch me throw away perfectly consumable cheese. ask if she wants to make out. If she refuses, sit in front of her and sip hot tea while licking my lips until she goes completely insane for me. (paraphrased)

Push an update out to all phones so they play la cucaracha at full volume all the time.

reprogram all of the systems that show I owe money to...and reset the balances to zero.....become totally debt free.

rob the a bank with the most money in it.

Sell drugs to children.

steal pick-up truck and drive like the rules of traffic don't apply to me

stealing a shit load of cash

Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, and keeping a good amount of money for myself, family, and friends

Throw shoe/eggs/black ink on politicians and journalists whom I don't like

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All of them are literally copied and pasted, unless I noted that they are paraphrased. Good luck!
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 27-01-2015 23:45
PracticePractic
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PracticePractic | 28-01-2015 03:38
Good Job Jeremy! Hope everyone has fun guessing!!
PinkFloyd
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PinkFloyd | 28-01-2015 07:58
I thought we were supposed to copy paste as is. What's this paraphrasing?

I will take a shot at going first.

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Break into some dickbag's car and hide cheese in the compartments on a hot summer day (paraphrased) (CaptainStabbin)

Casino heist (JDolla & Cheater138 team up)

Gone in 60 Seconds-esque car heist (stealing 50 cars in one night) (kalsonberry)

Push an update out to all phones so they play la cucaracha at full volume all the time. (indiechick_)

reprogram all of the systems that show I owe money to...and reset the balances to zero.....become totally debt free. (Practice)

rob the a bank with the most money in it. (???)

Sell drugs to children. (Captain_Keeta) (even though he is a children)

steal pick-up truck and drive like the rules of traffic don't apply to me (CarlJ)

Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, and keeping a good amount of money for myself, family, and friends (Joeyy)

Throw shoe/eggs/black ink on politicians and journalists whom I don't like (Saina1712)
indiechick_
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indiechick_ | 28-01-2015 10:51
Captain Keeta - Casino heist
CaptainStabbin - Push an update out to all phones so they play la cucaracha at full volume all the time.
CarlJ - Gone in 60 Seconds-esque car heist (stealing 50 cars in one night)
Cheater138 - reprogram all of the systems that show I owe money to...and reset the balances to zero.....become totally debt free.
JDolla - Sell drugs to children.
Joeyy - Break into some dickbag's car and hide cheese in the compartments on a hot summer day (paraphrased)
kalsonberry - Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, and keeping a good amount of money for myself, family, and friends
PinkFloyd - Kidnap Joey, handcuff her to a bedpost, force her to watch me throw away perfectly consumable cheese. ask if she wants to make out. If she refuses, sit in front of her and sip hot tea while licking my lips until she goes completely insane for me. (paraphrased)
PracticePractic - rob the a bank with the most money in it.
Saina1712 - Throw shoe/eggs/black ink on politicians and journalists whom I don't like
JDolla
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JDolla | 28-01-2015 11:38
What's this paraphrasing?

Two of the submissions were goddamn novels. I had to cut them down as much as possible while still getting the point across to Keep things tidy.
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