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fishmunky | 25-01-2015 18:13
yeah its weird, I think the conservative are out next election here in Canada and we'll see more put toward Pensions and health care. the Cons were going to run on a balanced budget platform, but they gambled on Alberta Oil staying high, and Interest rates going up to keep the CAD strong, but fracking has decimated the price of oil, so AB is suffering and the bank of canada dropped interest rates so the dollar is trading at about 80cents to the green back
All of that means all the Con service cutting has been for naught.
All of that means all the Con service cutting has been for naught.
FireWaterBurn6 | 25-01-2015 18:23
People have a short memory. Look at the history of civilization - it's splattered with tribal violence in every part of the world. All current societies were built on violence. So I think the USA has always had a quieter in-house policy that we will do whatever it takes to make sure we'll always be the bully and never the bullied. To even declare war against the U.S. would be insane and the idea of us losing a war honestly doesn't seem possible.
The conspiracy part of me thinks that the government has seen a lot of foreign uprising in the past decade. Their biggest fear would be its own people uprising. I'm not sure exactly what that'd take but that's why our police forces are militarized now. They want the idea of uprising to seem completely doomed through intimidation.
The conspiracy part of me thinks that the government has seen a lot of foreign uprising in the past decade. Their biggest fear would be its own people uprising. I'm not sure exactly what that'd take but that's why our police forces are militarized now. They want the idea of uprising to seem completely doomed through intimidation.
fishmunky | 25-01-2015 19:07
it\s true. Even the most insane militia 2nd amendment proponent would get absolutely wiped by going head to head with any branch of the U.S military.
Canada lost 3.1 billion on a fighter jet contract, just up and disappeared. why Canada needs fighter jets I'll never understand
Canada lost 3.1 billion on a fighter jet contract, just up and disappeared. why Canada needs fighter jets I'll never understand
PracticePractic | 25-01-2015 19:32
Hey Fishmunky!
Watching Galavant too
A Fan of the Monty Python
Holy Grail & Spam-a-lot
as it meets The Princess Bride
Wondering if...
the LetsSingIt site,
would one day host
the lyrics from musical -type
Television shows?
Can't get the Gal--aaaa-v--aaa-nnn---ttt
tune out of mind...
writing in verse as a result
singing to tune of theme song
(poorly timed and rhymed)
Watching Galavant too
A Fan of the Monty Python
Holy Grail & Spam-a-lot
as it meets The Princess Bride
Wondering if...
the LetsSingIt site,
would one day host
the lyrics from musical -type
Television shows?
Can't get the Gal--aaaa-v--aaa-nnn---ttt
tune out of mind...
writing in verse as a result
singing to tune of theme song
(poorly timed and rhymed)
Juliet86 | 25-01-2015 19:49
I owe you an apology for calling you a vagina
Why did it become bad to be a vagina, anyway? Vaginas are good.
CarlJ | 25-01-2015 19:50
ROFLMAO! I about spewed water all over my computer at your comment Lisa! lol
Juliet86 | 25-01-2015 19:51
Haha. I didn't realise it was funny.
Joeyy | 25-01-2015 20:01
Arseholes, vaginas, dicks. We just turned the general regions into insults.
CaptainStabbin | 25-01-2015 20:14
Why do people say arsehole in place of asshole? I've never understood it. If you're going through the trouble of typing it out, just say asshole, it's less letters.
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 20:20
Not sure why that was funny but okay.
Long day still ahead of me.
Long day still ahead of me.
Joeyy | 25-01-2015 20:20
It's a British/American difference. We pronounce it "arse". I'm not going to Americanize shit for you in writing. ;p
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 20:21
Why do you guys put "x" or "xx" at the end of sentences? Doesn't that mean hugs and kisses?
Joeyy | 25-01-2015 20:22
Unless it's accidental, that is. Sometimes I forget which is which.
Not sure who you're talking to. Has Joe been putting kisses at the end of his messages to you?
Not sure who you're talking to. Has Joe been putting kisses at the end of his messages to you?
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 20:27
I'm just curious because I've been seeing it in my Skype chat.
fishmunky | 25-01-2015 20:28
it's true, vagina's are pretty awesome, they can push out a human and they can take a pounding, great organ overall
Galavant has it's moments, my wife loves because its exactly how you describe it; monty python musical meets the princess bride.
Making my weekly chili, playing around with the recipe, want to be able to have a good combination of meets for next week's superbowl chili cookoff.
Need to consider the jewish and muslim brothers and find a replacement for pork though; beef, lamb, chicken and ? It's a tough call pork would have been perfect because it's definitely not like the others in terms of flavour
religious dietary restrictions are weird to me. It made sense 4000 years ago when eating undercooked or improperly stored pork could kill you, but we've come a long way as a species. Bacon is delicious, don't deny yourself this stuff.
Galavant has it's moments, my wife loves because its exactly how you describe it; monty python musical meets the princess bride.
Making my weekly chili, playing around with the recipe, want to be able to have a good combination of meets for next week's superbowl chili cookoff.
Need to consider the jewish and muslim brothers and find a replacement for pork though; beef, lamb, chicken and ? It's a tough call pork would have been perfect because it's definitely not like the others in terms of flavour
religious dietary restrictions are weird to me. It made sense 4000 years ago when eating undercooked or improperly stored pork could kill you, but we've come a long way as a species. Bacon is delicious, don't deny yourself this stuff.
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 20:29
it's true, vagina's are pretty awesome, they can push out a human and they can take a pounding, great organ overall
Must start taking notes of this. Joeyy | 25-01-2015 20:31
It wasn't really a joke; you seemed to be addressing us as a collective. Were you referring to the British? xx's are a universal thing, but not everyone in every country puts them. I only add them for a few people, and rarely.
fishmunky | 25-01-2015 20:39
whereas unless your one of those crazy kung fu monks, shots to the cocks and balls always end with the guy in a fetal position trying not to upchuck his last meal.
Male sex organs in the grand scheme of things, are pretty vulnerable to harm and pain
though i guess the edge is given to males because we don't shed placenta once a month. that kinda sucks yo.
Male sex organs in the grand scheme of things, are pretty vulnerable to harm and pain
though i guess the edge is given to males because we don't shed placenta once a month. that kinda sucks yo.
fishmunky | 25-01-2015 20:40
although i guess calling it placenta before impregnation is disingenuous. either way, i feel for you girls, it must suck having your body revolt once a month because you chose not to procreate that cycle
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 20:41
I never knew what they meant Joeyy.
Joeyy | 25-01-2015 20:50
Eh, there are drugs for the pain, and periods make the clit particularly sensitive. Bleeding from your genitals isn't exactly a barrel of laughs, though.
I see. The x's are kisses and the o's are meant to be hugs. Is Beyonce singing, "I love it like hugs and kisses?" "Naughts and crosses"? Who knows?
I see. The x's are kisses and the o's are meant to be hugs. Is Beyonce singing, "I love it like hugs and kisses?" "Naughts and crosses"? Who knows?
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 20:50
Makes sense now.
fishmunky | 25-01-2015 20:57
If dude's bled from their genitals once a month they'd have several drug companies working or a full scale reversal, also all stand up comedians would talk about it forever
Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 21:04
Laughing so hard right now.
And also laughing at what Ant said.
And also laughing at what Ant said.
Saina1712 | 25-01-2015 21:08
I'm sure that all female comedians joke about it. We, girls always talk about it, more like bitch about it. I'm sure there are other mammals who don't bleed, aren't there?
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