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zjenn4 | 13-01-2015 03:38

Jen wins via her favorite number! First new one of 2015!
Although, this should be a co-win with Joey, since Snap accepted posts after the 5000th.

Celebratory Party Jam!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number (4)

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fishmunky | 25-01-2015 05:20

The nipple piercings indeed

Gotta say Jen, didn't picture you as the type, but good on you!

Olivia_Ka | 25-01-2015 05:33

Oh dear!

A Canadian singer-songwriter recycles his own lyrics?

Check this one, Julia

I tore my umbrella right before it rained.
I made it to the station but the schedule had changed.
I guess that I missed you, maybe you never showed.
I waited there for hours, I guess I'll never know.

And that one, Swear I Was There

I made it to the station but the schedule had changed.
I tore my umbrella right before it rained.
I guessed that I missed you or maybe you never showed.
I waited there for hours and hours, I guess I'll never know.

Both songs have the same second verses, but not the same melody.
Was Adam unaware or did he do that on purpose?

Time to go to bed. S'ya later.

zjenn4 | 25-01-2015 05:35

Yeah... I was rebelling against being unemployed back in July, and got the girls done.

I am more drunk than I thought. Took a shower using that giant sower head, and not only was the shower pressure weak, but when I closed my eyes, I thought I was on another planet. Lol

fishmunky | 25-01-2015 05:40

lol, that is some form of rebellion yo.

I had my ears done when i was like 12 or 13, took them out before high school and never did piercings again. One of my brothers and my sister have a bunch of piercings, my youngest brother has avoided body modification in all its forms thus far.

Tattoos were always y rebel moves, but i never went full bore. outside of expense I don't know why. Don't know why i didn;t jump on piercings either. Probably would have helped with my punk rock cred back in high school

writing resumes for my brother, trying to improve his station in life. Good times on a Saturday night

Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 05:42

On Uranus again?

zjenn4 | 25-01-2015 05:51

Ha, yeah. I have 12 piercings total. No where too crazy, all northern hemisphere.

This resort makes me feel like a spoiled princess, and I think that is why it feels so awkward. I don't know how to respond to the service. Most of it is very unnecessary.

fishmunky | 25-01-2015 05:52

You ever get the feeling that things are going so well it's only a matter of time that the world throws a sinker that you just can't hit?

Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 05:54

Ghost Adventures!

fishmunky | 25-01-2015 05:55

I think that's the point of a resort though Jen, It's basically an excuse to flip off the real world and get treated like you are personally king shit of turd mountain

I have 3 tattoos all on my arms, but in the process of planning a very large and expansive piece that's going to take half my left arm and the left rib cage

My right rm is all tribute tattoos to my grandparents who have passed since i was old enough to get ink. My right arm will eventually just be a full sleeve in memorium

Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 06:04

I regret drinking that Red Bull. Don't wanna sleep and I have the urge to go outside and run.

fishmunky | 25-01-2015 06:09

just do yoga, easy on the joints and expends energy and will help you get your system under control

why won't seriously buyers contact me about my guitars dammit

Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 06:10

That involves bending my knee and it still hurts like a beach to do that.

fishmunky | 25-01-2015 06:17

meh im not your doctor

Captain_Keeta | 25-01-2015 06:41

Few more days on these crutches.

FireWaterBurn6 | 25-01-2015 10:29

Jeff, I didn't see your question until now but no, I don't make music anymore and haven't for a few years. It's fun as hell though to make music. I keep urging my talented buddy to just record some intrumentals with a punk rock sound and let me see if I can put some decent vocals to it. But that idea has kind of took a backburner to our laziness. Not really into rap as much anymore but still think 4-5 of my songs are pretty worthwhile.

JDolla | 25-01-2015 11:43

Unfortunately my rap career never really got off the ground. Just like my NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, PGA, MLS, AFL, or WNBA careers never panned out.

Olivia_Ka | 25-01-2015 11:55

Good afternoon.

And see, a French songwriter did recycle her own lyrics too, but not for herself.

Check this one , Reste Encore

Il me reste, ce soir, ton parfum
Et le son de tes pas qui s'éloignent doucement.

C'est encore une nuit où je vais m'endormir sans toi.
Si certains soirs, tout me semble amer

Reste encore, quitte à faire et défaire l'amour à chaque fois.

Elle, sait-elle qui je suis, sait-elle que tu mens ?
Tu sais, moi, je ne t'en veux pas.

And that one, Reste

Reste, reste encore un peu, même si je t'en veux...

Si certains soirs, tout me semble amer
Si chaque nuit, je m'endors... Sans toi

Reste, il me reste à présent
Tes pas qui s'éloignent doucement... J'ai froid.
Elle, sait-elle qui je suis, sait-elle que tu mens ? Parfois

The former is a French adaptation of a foreign song while the latter is an original composition. Again...
Was Maïdi unaware or did she do it on purpose?

Well, no problem... Time for breakfast. S'ya later.

Joeyy | 25-01-2015 12:45

Jeff, Jen told us about her piercings when she got them and has mentioned them a few times since; you just don't pay much attention.

How many sites are you trying to sell them on, Ant?

CarlJ | 25-01-2015 13:01

hello everyone....didn't do really anything on Saturday, watched Lucy and the Other Woman. both decent. had dinner with a friend, sampled 7 different microbrews, then got talked into watching Ouija, The Ressurection.....lamest movie ever. Back at work this morning and just not feeling it today.

CaptainStabbin | 25-01-2015 13:18

I am more drunk than I thought. Took a shower using that giant sower head, and not only was the shower pressure weak, but when I closed my eyes, I thought I was on another planet. Lol

I thought this story was going to get really interesting, what a let down.

CarlJ | 25-01-2015 13:25

thanks for the heads up on Interstellar Joe. will wait for it on dvd. Have a date to go see Jennifer Anniston's new one, Cake in a couple of weeks. Now I HAVE to get tickets for Train/The Fray in July at Starlight Theatre..lol

FireWaterBurn6 | 25-01-2015 13:27

Agreed, the potential was strong.

What I don't understand about pierced nipples is that, wouldn't that make you more horny than not having pierced nipples, just based on having metal constantly touching your nips thus making them hard? And Jen is like a celibate Sally which is a minor mindfuck for me.

Speaking of showerheads, does anyone else think it's weird that women's sex toys are just like... common and socially accepted? They even have commercials for vibrators now. But like... owning a fleshlight makes you a loser? Suck on that, feminists.

FireWaterBurn6 | 25-01-2015 13:30

I listen to a lot of morning radio at work and they were talking about Cake and how Jennifer Aniston doesn't wear makeup in the movie. I guess that's a big deal? But it reminded me of how on Reddit or wherever, you'll see pictures of pornstars or actresses with and without makeup and there's always a big difference and I'm like... No shit, Sherlock. That is literally the entire point of makeup, to make women look more attractive.

CaptainStabbin | 25-01-2015 13:33

I'm with you on the mindfuck.

It's very weird. On the topic of fleshlights, did you catch the video about the woman whose vag the fleshlight is modeled from?

CarlJ | 25-01-2015 13:39

I knew a woman awhile back who pierced hers...she said worst mistake. Her nipples are inverted now. I know this doesn't happen to everyone, but yeah..
and i think everything has become so mainstream..that women's sex toys are just a common everyday thing now.

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