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zjenn4 | 13-01-2015 03:38

Jen wins via her favorite number! First new one of 2015!
Although, this should be a co-win with Joey, since Snap accepted posts after the 5000th.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number (4)

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

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Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:31

When does the rest of you get to?

Ba dum tshh

...Anyway, that's awesome. I feel like you've been pretty speedy about it, though it probably feels the opposite to you. Have you started looking for a housemate yet?

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:31

Damn page change made my bad joke even worse.

CaptainStabbin | 03-03-2015 21:38

I...don't...get the joke. Can you explain?

And it's ba dum tiss.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:40

It's a drum noise. Drums don't go "tiss".

CaptainStabbin | 03-03-2015 21:41

The symbols do

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:42

Not when you give 'em a proper smack.

He said he was moving his ass in.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:46

Listen. Clearly a 'h' in there when put in writing.

Or entirely subjective because it's not actually a word. ;p Though it's even mentioned in the Wiki entry with "tsh" implied as more common.

CaptainStabbin | 03-03-2015 21:47

Ah okay, got it.

My former roommate gave me my security deposit back today, woohoo for being 900 richer.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:48

What are you buying for me?

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 21:51

Pizza.

CaptainStabbin | 03-03-2015 21:56

Dildos, vibrators, nipple clamps and handcuffs. Just because I'm a nice guy

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 21:57

Love it.

PinkFloyd | 03-03-2015 21:57

She's already got plenty of those.

JDolla | 03-03-2015 22:00

i always just assumed that dildos and vibrators were the same thing

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 22:08

I'm thinking the difference is that dildos don't vibrate. Could be wrong, but that's what I always figured.

Haha, I actually don't own any handcuffs right now.

Cheater138 | 03-03-2015 22:16

Regardless of the sound they make, it's spelled cymbals, not symbols.

JDolla | 03-03-2015 22:23

all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares type situation i guess

PinkFloyd | 03-03-2015 22:34

Am I the only female here that owns sex toys? They are very different.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 22:43

I have sex toys, I just wouldn't bet my life on the defining aspects of every one. One of my toys was featured on a Cracked article with a title like 'The Six Weirdest Sex Toys ', soo.

I see, I click, I use. Effectiveness is all I care about. The ones I currently own are almost all shit.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 22:52

Rofl. The school got in trouble again.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 22:53

New average penis size study

I guess they update it every so many years.

PinkFloyd | 03-03-2015 23:01

"small penis anxiety"
It's probably a serious issue but I couldn't help but laugh.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 23:12

I wonder how common it is.

They acknowledged their results may have been somewhat skewed by the possibility that men who volunteer to be examined may be more confident in their penis size than the general population.

Something to think about. Fifteen thousand seems like a lot compared to the sample size in most studies I've heard or read about, but it's not really. Could be that millions of guys are smaller and most wouldn't/don't want to volunteer for such a study?

JDolla | 03-03-2015 23:16

I'd let them measure my penis as long as it was for science. Or even if they just said it was for science...

PinkFloyd | 03-03-2015 23:22

They shouldn't have said exactly what it was for. They should just say medical research and leave it at that.

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