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zjenn4 | 13-01-2015 03:38

Jen wins via her favorite number! First new one of 2015!
Although, this should be a co-win with Joey, since Snap accepted posts after the 5000th.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number (4)

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JDolla | 03-03-2015 13:49

Nothing like the aerial photo map having effed up property lines, makes it easy to figure out wether or not each of the houses are on the right pieces of land in our system.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 14:13

The aerial photo of our house still shows our pool that we took down almost three years ago.

Juliet86 | 03-03-2015 15:09

I keep forgetting to take my antidepressants. Maybe it's my subconscious's way of telling me I don't need them any more.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 15:14

Finally took looking for colleges into consideration.

I actually forgot to take my antidepressants yesterday and was genuinely upset.

FireWaterBurn6 | 03-03-2015 15:57

Agree with Jeremy and Anth but I found it really funny that Jeff was giving Pika motivational words to go to school when Jeff skipped like everyday last year lol

Sitting in a waiting room, waiting for my car inspection. Going on an hour now and watching early morning talk shows confirms my hate for a certain part of humanity, in particular the primarily Middle aged mom types who sit in the crowds of these shows, dramatically showing concern via wrinkled foreheads and eye rolls. It's amazing how dumb these stories are.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 16:01

Never hurts to help other, Curt. Wish I had the motivation to do that last year.

Doctoral Degree for Astronomy?!

FireWaterBurn6 | 03-03-2015 16:43

An hour 40 minutes later and I'm still sitting here as others cleared out. The Meredith Viera Show followed by The View. Just total filler garbage. I will now be in a poor mood until I forget this was how I spent my morning.

Also slept weird and need a woman or small child to step on my back. That would feel amazing right now.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 17:11

When math is boring your mind drifts off then when you snap back into reality, you have a raging boner. #firstworldprobs

JDolla | 03-03-2015 17:32

I have those moments when I need a light person to stand on me for a while. Less so now that my job isn't picking up heavy things all the time.

robdog2008 | 03-03-2015 17:38

ok jeff, you have other issues

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 17:44

What was your first clue?

Cheater138 | 03-03-2015 17:44

Nothing like having the whole bank network go down for an hour on the 3rd of the month. People don't take it well when you tell them you can't give them their money.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 17:44

Dammit, I wanna use the emojis on my phone, but they'll just be blank squares for all you PC people.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 17:54

We'll live.

That sucks, Sarah. Was it down long?

JDolla | 03-03-2015 17:56

About an hour, I'd say

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 17:57

...Whoops.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 17:59

Pizza Hut has three people working today. Lmao.

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 18:01

Weasel hitchin' a ride on a woodpecker

Not really, it was trying to kill it, but it's still a cool sight.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 18:07

I'd yit myself if I captured an image like that.

CaptainStabbin | 03-03-2015 18:12

Look into your heart pretty baby, is it aching with some nameless need
Is there something wrong and you cant put your finger on it
Right then, roll to me

Joeyy | 03-03-2015 18:13

I know, I always marvel - with a bit of jealousy - at images like that.

Captain_Keeta | 03-03-2015 18:14

He who hesitates masturbates.

pikagirl | 03-03-2015 21:02

Thinking about doing something interesting today

JDolla | 03-03-2015 21:17

Carpet scheduled for tomorrow, moving my ass in on friday. Pics of everything done, furnished, and cleaned up to follow this weekend.

CaptainStabbin | 03-03-2015 21:22

Nice!!

More snow tonight and then tomorrow night. This shit needs to stop. I have over 4 feet of snow in my backyard.

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