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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:09

Oh, the secret Santa is between the family, the bitch is my mom, but meant in a loving way.

But yes, I did get my job back. And it wasn't too bad. Few things; hours cut, forfeit vacation time, final write up and I have to work Christmas. None of those things are real bad though.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:10

I figured you were.

PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:11

What is your job, Jeff?

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:13

My dad has been taking care of a paraplegic man who lives up the street for awhile now and my dad asked me if i wanted to meet this guy and me being the asshole I am, I said sure and went up and met the guy. The guy offered me a job and I accepted. Sadly, this was over the summer and he suffered a severe stroke and was in the hospital for a while, but he came home yesterday and I just got back from talking with him. He's a nice guy.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:16

So to answer your question, my job is to help this man.

I have to get trained though but that's okay.

PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:20

Why are you an asshole for saying yes to meeting a disabled person?

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:21

Because I'm ignorant.

Joeyy | 28-11-2014 17:21

Er...

Anyway. Those things suck and I hope they're for other employees, not just a punishment for you. :\

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:21

...and illiterate.

PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:24

Because you struggled to say yes? I don't get it.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:24

I don't get lots of things, so we're on the same page. Not sure why I typed that to be honest.

PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:26

Ok, now on to Joey's confusing post.

What do you mean for other employees? Those punishments are for me. I'm the one that funked up.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:27

The confusion is real.

PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:30

It could be because I'm super fungry.

Joeyy | 28-11-2014 17:33

Other than the write-up, I was hoping they were conditions other employees had to put up with because the place sucks. I didn't think it was legal not to offer vacation time.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:35

Tonight is the night that my Dad's basketball team finally gets inducted into our school's Hall of Fame!

PinkFloyd | 28-11-2014 17:39

Ah, I get 3 weeks vacation a year, and I only have 4 left. She said I needed to give them up. Whatever. To keep my job I don't care. But yeah the place does suck.

And the hours cut reason was because once I left she divided my hours to others. I wasn't originally scheduled to work Christmas, but basically same thing, hours/shift changes.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 17:46

I love sitting on my foot for over an hour and then repeatedly kicking it against a wall to prove I have no feeling in it from sitting on it.

Joeyy | 28-11-2014 17:49

I see, I thought she was just being a massive turd. Instead she's just a giant one. But yay, your job back.

So what are you getting your mum? I have my links ready for our Christmas thread this year.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 18:05

Heading to the gym for a bit.

Joeyy | 28-11-2014 18:21

The videos of Black Friday shopping here are insane.

Joeyy | 28-11-2014 18:47

Archaeologists think they've found a previously unknown fort around Lancaster Castle. Amazing that something so significant and not hidden out of the way can be discovered today.

Juliet86 | 28-11-2014 20:25

Yes, you'd think they would have explored everywhere by now.

FireWaterBurn6 | 28-11-2014 20:51

That paraplegic man's life just got even worse. Poor guy.

Sierra, I obviously don't pay attention super closely to the lives of other people here, but why couldn't you just take your Walgreen's resume and go get a better job with it? You've been there like 10 years or something, why not go get something better? Should be easy to get most retail jobs with experience.

Captain_Keeta | 28-11-2014 21:33

Nah man.

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