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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 22:51

Lol am I?

Juliet86 | 23-11-2014 22:53

Are there still people who don't know how to use Word? Apart from people who don't use computers at all. I mean, I see job ads where they say it's a requirement, and I haven't even bothered putting it on my resume 'cause I feel like it's obvious, but maybe I shouldn't think like that.

Juliet86 | 23-11-2014 22:55

On a scale from 1 to 10, maybe a 7.

JDolla | 23-11-2014 22:57

one of the reasons i don't come here often anymore is because of his attitude and the crap he puts out.

It's a shame that it's come to that, and I've heard that from more than one person around here. Honestly I'm not far from getting that way myself.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 22:58

Sorry Lisa. But like I said, you'll find out soon.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 22:58

Honestly I'm not far from getting that way myself.

You won't have to worry about that for long.

FireWaterBurn6 | 23-11-2014 23:03

The mystery builds and the plot thickens. Personally, I can't believe someone would vaguely hint at suicide in hopes of a knight in shining armor stepping in to help him feel like a victim. Wait, can I still make Tumblr comments here or is that a new card?

Juliet86 | 23-11-2014 23:03

I really hope that doesn't happen, Xjeremy. I like you around. And Carl too.

JDolla | 23-11-2014 23:03

Plug anyone?

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 23:04

If it gets us away from the BS going on in here. Yes.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 23:04

I can't believe someone would vaguely hint at suicide in hopes of a knight in shining armor stepping in to help him feel like a victim.

I have to admit, that made me laugh. But no, that's not what's happening haha.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 23:05

I really hope that doesn't happen...,

It won't happen. Trust me.

Juliet86 | 23-11-2014 23:06

I'm gonna go to bed instead. Got some stuff to do tomorrow. But I never wrote the to-do list I was going to, so let's see if I can remember what it is I have to do, haha.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 23:06

Lisa, if you really must know, feel free to message me.

CaptainStabbin | 23-11-2014 23:07

Jeff, if you're trying to be dramatic by saying things like we won't have to worry for long or that we'll find out soon, it isn't working. The one thought that comes to mind by you saying things like that is that you're going to kill yourself. Let me be the cold hearted asshole by saying that if you're going to do it then do it. But you're not, you just want attention.
Anytime, anybody here tries to give you constructive advice, you're an asshole about it and then cry wolf when people are assholes back.
You get what you give.

I'm doing Lo Mein also, that shit is delicious.

CaptainStabbin | 23-11-2014 23:08

Shoot me the link to plug, I'll jump in when I get back home with dinner

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 23:09

Yep, you got me.

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 23:29

Link is up there ^^ Joe.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 23:34

Dinnnner time!

zjenn4 | 24-11-2014 03:10

Nice try, we knew it was you. We're not idiots.

PinkFloyd | 24-11-2014 03:40

What? Plug thing?

CaptainStabbin | 24-11-2014 03:43

Yeah, Jeff was in Plug pretending not to be.

PinkFloyd | 24-11-2014 03:52

Yeah, you can't plug on a mobile device. An iPhone anyway. So Jeff is lying once again. He is either not that person, or he is on a computer. Or he has an explanation (lie).

Joeyy | 24-11-2014 04:08

I demand more dinosaur footage in the trailer's trailer.

What was there didn't look bad at all; I was expecting (fear hasn't completely been diminished) them to go overboard on the special effects, to the point of awfulness. Coincidentally, I re-watched one and two this past week, and I started three earlier. Still got chills when the glass of water rippled in the first and the ship doors were trying to open in the second.

CaptainStabbin | 24-11-2014 04:14

South Park is on, cock magic. Just hilarious.

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