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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 01:49

Love being the life of the party.

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 01:54

while playing with your cell phone? Why not enjoy yourself and post about it later?

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 01:57

Well when they are conversing about something I don't care,
I just pull my phone out.

JDolla | 23-11-2014 01:58

Foreal though. Do what I did tonight, show up late and leave early.

Got to be in that beautiful window where everyone had gotten comefortable but not shitfaced drunk. When they decided thats what they were gonna do, i shook some hands, gave some hugs, and carried my ass on to the house.

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 02:02

And play LSI games? Seriously, enjoy yourself in the outside world. LSI games will be here when you're done.

CaptainStabbin | 23-11-2014 02:05

I seriously doubt you're the life of the party, unless everyone there really loves surfing the forum of a lyrics website.
I wonder if your addiction is an actual illness. Like OCD or something.

PinkFloyd | 23-11-2014 02:05

He's not at a party, he's at home, sitting on the toilet, getting the giggles that somehow people here still buy things he says.

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 02:13

Things that dudes want for Christmas (that in-laws can buy them)? Go!

Joeyy | 23-11-2014 02:25

What things do you know he likes? Games? Particular shows?

Joeyy | 23-11-2014 02:26

Site's a bit messed up.

CaptainStabbin | 23-11-2014 02:26

How old?

Joeyy | 23-11-2014 02:26

And what's your budget?

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 02:29

For Gary. My mom needs cheap-ish ideas. Nothing more than $20-30. She won't buy him games, doesn't like to do gift cards.. but yes. Gary, likes video games, computers, gaming, xbox and gaming... so yeah....

JDolla | 23-11-2014 02:36

Nothing better on a Saturday night than sitting at home, masturbating, and trying to convince strangers on the internet that don't even like you all that much that you're at a party.

I bought one of these glade plugins for my room to cover the smell of neglected laundry and ballsack. Now it smells like apples and neglected ballsack. Good enough I guess...

Joeyy | 23-11-2014 02:37

If you can't think of something, then we might be in trouble.

Maybe a clothes voucher? Boring, but if she won't buy him something he'd genuinely like, then practical is the way to go... Or just a nice pack of beer? I've seen "Christmas beer".

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 02:49

That party was a lot a fun!

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 02:52

She doesn't like that video games cost so much and they're so small, lol. But yeah, games are too expensive for what she's looking to spend anyway. I did come up with a couple ideas that she might be able to go with, just trying to think of more options.
She has an idea to buy him a gift card to the gas station down the road.. he drives down at least once a week for ice cream. I told her she should, he'd think it was funny.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 02:53

We did the "chubby bunny" challenge. It was a very interesting night. Met a cool girl, got her number too!

Joeyy | 23-11-2014 03:01

Is that where you dress dicks up as rabbits?

Fair point about the games, although size is irrelevant when you think about how many hours of entertainment they can provide (...) but there's game merchandise to consider also?

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 03:06

...no...

You put a marshmellow in your mouth and say "chubby bunny." You can't chew the marshmallow either. So, whoever puts the most in their mouth wins.

JDolla | 23-11-2014 03:07

I think its actually where you dress rabbits up as dicks.

Joeyy | 23-11-2014 03:10

That does sound more challenging.

Captain_Keeta | 23-11-2014 03:15

...that's not the challenge...

JDolla | 23-11-2014 03:20

The challenge is for teenage boys to see how much teenage girls can fit in their mouths. Congratulations, all of your friends know exactly how much dick you can take before teeth become an issue.

Cheater138 | 23-11-2014 03:20

I think I gave her enough to choose from. Some movies, some clothing items, some things he's mentioned he would like for in his truck at work, the one gaming item that she might be willing to buy.

She always gives us cash too, but she likes there to be a few things under the tree.

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