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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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zjenn4 | 22-11-2014 01:43

hehe. I kinda love Master Chef Junior.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 02:09

I hate tomorrow's date.

Joeyy | 22-11-2014 02:11

Oh, the Categories box overlaps my name box near the top left.

CaptainStabbin | 22-11-2014 02:59

Me too Jen. The talent those kids have is really impressive.

I miss going out in Newport, but the risk is too high getting pulled over on the ride home. It's too far of a drive, I need to find a place downtown.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 03:01

Got invited to a girl's 16th birthday party tomorrow!

I just want cake and alcohol.

CaptainStabbin | 22-11-2014 03:32

You're primary goal should be boob Jeff, not cake. As far as alcohol goes, I doubt you can drink more than 1 beer without being a mess.

On a serious note, if you do go the party and the girl or girls want to take a picture with you, don't do your usual "my mouth is open for dick" face. Just be normal.

CaptainStabbin | 22-11-2014 03:33

Also, your not you're.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 04:11

Can I at least vape while I'm there?

Joeyy | 22-11-2014 04:35

I don't understand why anyone conscious about the dangers of smoking would vape, bar actual smokers attempting to stop. Not carrying the same risks doesn't mean it carries no risks.

Kimmysue4403 | 22-11-2014 06:50

It's like a winter wonderland outside- and it isn't even Thanksgiving yet!

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 07:53

I just wanna partyyyyy!

Juliet86 | 22-11-2014 12:48

My thoughts exactly, Joey.

So what if his goal is cake? Cake is good.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 13:25

As long as it's not chocolate cake.

CaptainStabbin | 22-11-2014 14:24

I said his primary goal should be boob, cake is secondary.

JDolla | 22-11-2014 14:47

Tertiary even. I would say enjoyment is second after boob.

As far as priorities go, I typically adopt the Motto "Safety Third". Fun and profit are kind of a tie at 1 & 2

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 14:49

Hopefully the DJ at her party doesn't suck.

JDolla | 22-11-2014 14:50

If they play things you like, it'll suck

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 14:54

You've got a point there.

JDolla | 22-11-2014 15:20

I'm aware, that's why I decidet to turn that particular idea into text and place it on the internet. Some of us do that, wait until we have a good point or interesting idea or useful piece of information before we decide to make them permanent by posting them to the interwebs.

You might consider it one day. Or you'll just keep telling everyone what the last thing you put in your mouth was 20 times a day.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 15:38

Is this another life lesson?

CarlJ | 22-11-2014 16:14

everything is a life lesson...except what everyone puts in there mouth....lol

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 16:15

Red Bull
Red Bull
Water
Straw

Pfft.

Saina1712 | 22-11-2014 16:19

God! This is a gem. . Though I still don't undertand what is Blackhole Information Paradox. Better, google it.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 16:22

Driver's ed seems like a pain in the ass.

CarlJ | 22-11-2014 17:48

worth it in the long run...easier to get you license and insurance companies give you better rates

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